Favorite Movie Quotes

[snydbo]

"He's no good to me dead!"
"I love you. I know."
"Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin, nerf herder!" "Who'se scruffy lookin?" The empire strikes back

"I want my two dollars...two dollars"
"Do you realize the street value of this mountain? It's pure snow!" Better off dead

"I just tea bagged your drum set!" "You must be gay 'cause my drumset is a guy!" Step brothers

"How would you like a greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ashtray?"
"Who is this Gary character?"
"You're outta shape Al. I'll kick your ass!" Weird science

"Boys! Avenge me!! AVENGE ME!!" Red dawn

"Plaswatt rifle in the 40 watt range?" "Hey pal only what ya see here. So..uh.. which will it be?" "All." The terminator

"You mean your not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe trick?" Beverly hills cop

"Bring out the gimp." "The gimps sleepin." "Well you just gonna haveta wake em up now ancha?" Pulp fiction

 

[hickslawns]

Since the Jerry McGuire quotes are popular, how did you guys miss "You had me at 'Hello'"?

How about Top Gun quotes? Plenty in there. "Yeehaaa, Jester's dead!"

 

[cotty16]

"Anybody else want to limp?" - 48 Hours

 

[cotty16]

"I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina." Alice - Step Brothers

 

[rgecko23]

"I want my two dollars...two dollars"
"Do you realize the street value of this mountain? It's pure snow!" Better off dead

I love that movie!! The dancing Hamburger to Van Halens "Everybody wants some"

 

[CJD3]

"We're on a mission for God" Blues Brothers

 

[Riverdude]

Ervery Which Way But Lose....................

Ma Boggs: [Ma has just learned of Philo and Orville's trip plans... turning to Philo] What're you gonna do with the baboon?
Philo Beddoe: Orangutan, Ma. Clyde's an orangutan.
Ma Boggs: [scoffs] Well, what's the difference?
Philo Beddoe: 12 ribs. Just like you and me.
Ma Boggs: [persistent] What're you gonna do with him?
Philo Beddoe: He's coming with me. Come on, Clyde!
[Clyde enters back of camper]
Ma Boggs: Well, when are you comin' back?
[turns to Orville and repeats same question]
Orville Boggs: Whenever it's time, Ma!
Ma Boggs: [shruggs, exasperated] It just don't seem right to leave an old lady alone. And what about my goddamn license?
[they drive off... to herself]
Ma Boggs: This is... it's just...
[walks off]
Ma Boggs: Twelve ribs... I don't believe any of that shit!

 

[moundhill]

Burgandy: Ya brick killed a guy
Brick: ya there was a man on fire and guys on horses, and i stabbed a guy in the heart with a trident

I love lamp!

 

[giles]

Yup, that’s right...7 year old thread...back to life.

Boondock Saints
“Get me a beer....” you know the rest if you know the movie.

“Awe, come on guys...I gotta make up for that tit thing”

“What color was it BITCH?!”

 

[Dustinb80]

"I ain't getting him no Fuckin bagel"

 

[giles]

"I ain't getting him no Fuckin bagel"

[emoji23][emoji23]

“Really freaking huge guy”

 

[moundhill]

I gotta belly full of white dog cap, and you're gonna lay this shit on me?!

 

[Riverdude]

"I got you know Tommy Turner"........Pokeys and Bulla Ballbreaker grabbing his dic* through a hole in the women's shower.

 

[giles]

 

[bigten05]

Squeeze the trigger don't yank it it's not your dick. Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man

 

[Greenhead]

https://youtu.be/pBSj3DUI2to

 

["J"]

Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

 

[Tuco]

"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk".........Tuco
"You see, in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. Those that have loaded guns and those that dig. You dig".........Blondie
"How's your digestion now"..........Angle Eyes

 

[Fullbore]

"Are you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie"?
Outlaw Josie Wales

 

[giles]

“Go ahead and skin that smoke wagon and see what happens”