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Favorite Movie Quotes
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"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries"
Monty Python in The Holly Grail.
Monty Python in The Holly Grail.
"Jerry did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?" The little kid in Jerry Magurie
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Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time. ! :smiley_crocodile:
Great Movie...
Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...
After Sir Galahad was "rescued" from the castle of Nympho lesbians.
Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
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When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
Monty Python Quest for the holy grail.
Monty Python Quest for the holy grail.
rgecko23
*Supporting Member*
whats you favorite color? Blue!, no I mean yeelloooooooooowwwww
I'm not dead yet
yes you are
no im not, i think i'll go for a walk..
she turned me in to a newt
a newt?
I got better
I'm not dead yet
yes you are
no im not, i think i'll go for a walk..
she turned me in to a newt
a newt?
I got better
"I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese" Alan - The Hangover
"Drink your Ovaltine daily?............................A stinking commercial??" Ralphy in Xmas Story. 
"There can be only one"-Connor MacLeod: The Highlander
"There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child" King Osric, Conan the Barbarian,1982
" The only thing we Romans don't have a god for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that's coming quickly!" Comicus: Mell Brooks; History of the world part I
" I'm too old for this shit" Roger Murtaugh:Lethal Weapon
Frank: Saayyy, nice beaver.
Jane Spencer: [producing a stuffed beaver] Thanks. I just had it stuffed.- Naked Gun
"Sleep well and dream of large women" Westley to Fezzik; The Princess Bride
Roy "Tin Cup" McAvoy: "Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."
"There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child" King Osric, Conan the Barbarian,1982
" The only thing we Romans don't have a god for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that's coming quickly!" Comicus: Mell Brooks; History of the world part I
" I'm too old for this shit" Roger Murtaugh:Lethal Weapon
Frank: Saayyy, nice beaver.
Jane Spencer: [producing a stuffed beaver] Thanks. I just had it stuffed.- Naked Gun
"Sleep well and dream of large women" Westley to Fezzik; The Princess Bride
Roy "Tin Cup" McAvoy: "Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."
Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
Mrs. Parker: No, you'll shoot your eye out.
Mr. Parker: Get the glue.
Mother: We're out of glue.
Mr. Parker: You used up all the glue on purpose!
Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge!
Mr. Parker: Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian
The Old Man: Sons of bitches! Bumpuses!
Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!
Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick!
Flick: You're full of it!
Schwartz: Oh yeah?
Flick: Yeah!
Schwartz: Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master
Goggles: I like Santa.
Ralphie: Yeah.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Let's face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments before zero hour, it did not pay to take chances.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Next to me in the blackness lay my oiled blue steel beauty. The greatest Christmas gift I had ever received, or would ever receive. Gradually, I drifted off to sleep, pringing ducks on the wing and getting off spectacular hip shots.
Mrs. Parker: No, you'll shoot your eye out.
Mr. Parker: Get the glue.
Mother: We're out of glue.
Mr. Parker: You used up all the glue on purpose!
Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge!
Mr. Parker: Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian
The Old Man: Sons of bitches! Bumpuses!
Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!
Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick!
Flick: You're full of it!
Schwartz: Oh yeah?
Flick: Yeah!
Schwartz: Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master
Goggles: I like Santa.
Ralphie: Yeah.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Let's face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments before zero hour, it did not pay to take chances.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Next to me in the blackness lay my oiled blue steel beauty. The greatest Christmas gift I had ever received, or would ever receive. Gradually, I drifted off to sleep, pringing ducks on the wing and getting off spectacular hip shots.
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"Drink your Ovaltine daily?............................A stinking commercial??" Ralphy in Xmas Story.
"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!":smiley_crocodile: