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girl going to commit suicide


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A tough looking group of bikers were riding along a back road when they saw a slim, somewhat plain girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What're you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

Not wanting to miss any opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

She thinks a moment, shrugs her shoulders, then does and it was a long kiss that left him somewhat breathless.

After she's finished, the biker, clearly surprised, says, "Wow! Do that again!"

So, she does.

This time, it's a deep lingering kiss that goes on and on, with the biker holding her close, and it's curling his toes. He finally lets her go.

"That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting little lady. You could be famous. Why're you committing suicide?"

She sighs and bows her head, beginning to cry. The motorcycle gang moves in closer to her reply.

"I'm so tired of all the yelling and arguing. My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"