Help me catch a thief -

[Dannmann801]

I can't believe this - but it's a real thing -
Someone stealing food out of the refrigerator in the breakroom at work.

How can I catch someone, with irrefutable proof, so that they can be fired?

 

[Mike]

Lavatives?

 

[CJD3]

trail cam

 

[Redhunter1012]

That shit was happening at my job. Luckily they put up cameras and ended it. Maybe some type of hidden camera? Depends how bad you wanna catch them

 

[Buckmaster]

Ah Oh,,,,,someone ate Dan's lunch.

This is not a good situation.

I hope it wasn't a BLT.

 

[Riverdude]

Nanny Cam in a teddy bear.

 

[Sgt Fury]

If you have internet access at work, invest in a Blink security camera. You can set it up to view the footage over your cell phone. No fees or contracts....just the initial purchase and a set of aa batteries. You can use it at home afterward for your home security.

 

[brock ratcliff]

Encountered this situation once. A creative person in the office made peanut brittle with a healthy dose of habenero sauce. The offender took the bait. Claimed to have sucked off his own nipple in search of milk. The problem was resolved.

 

[Fletch]

Years ago we had a girl that would help herself to anything without asking.. One day a Chinese guy asked me if I could get him some wild black walnuts.. Next day I brought him in a box full and left them out in full view... Next day girl comes in and her hands are yellow....

 

[Jackalope]

Careful with cameras in the workplace unless you HR is on board. The best is something really really hot. Laxatives are hard to play off as not intentional. Some ghost pepper powder hidden in the middle of something is easier because you can just say you like spicy food.

 

[Dannmann801]

I wish there was a way to rig a Tupperware full of brownies with exploding blue dye like the banks to with money - or a product you could put in a brownie that would turn someone's teeth black when they bit it....I like the idea of hot powder though, that's a good one.

 

[RedCloud]

Just bring in a couple bite sized brownies with a Carolina Reaper baked in the middle lol. You know the person will just toss the entire bite sized brownies in their mouth and comp down on it lol.

 

[giles]

Careful cooking with those powders...turned my house into a gas chamber one day. Frying potatoes I thought “damn, that reaper powder I use on pizza would be good in this”, didn’t work out well. The house emptied as we all went looking for fresh air. Had to open all the windows and everything.

 

[xbowguy]

Danno....go on ebay and type in spy cameras. You will be amazed at some of the choices.

 

[buckbuster217]

get ya some syrup of epicac, a small syringe and inject a small amount in some food, it induces severe vomiting, you'll know who it is right away

 

[Sgt Fury]

Any news....did you catch them yet?

 

[Dannmann801]

Naaahhhhh...but thankfully there have been no more theft reports.
Maybe the threat of firing made someone think twice.

 

[Archertl]

A little turd airman ate my lunch the other day. He claimed that it was because we had the same tupperware. I was like ya ok that explains you heating it up in the microwave but once you opened it you knew it wasnt your lunch. Yet your thieving ass still ate my spare ribs, mac and cheese and green beans. I made him clean out every fridge and microwave in the building.

 

["J"]

A little turd airman ate my lunch the other day. He claimed that it was because we had the same tupperware. I was like ya ok that explains you heating it up in the microwave but once you opened it you knew it wasnt your lunch. Yet your thieving ass still ate my spare ribs, mac and cheese and green beans. I made him clean out every fridge and microwave in the building.

Our little airman is all grown up, being an NCO and cracking the whip....Wiping a slight tear from my eye.....

 

[Dannmann801]

Turd airman = blanket party candidate