I didn't find a single mushroom in 9.8 miles of walking. But I did find a nice tanto blade Gerber in the woods.
Can you guess what this turtle was saying? (Yes I put him back down)
And I found a booner of a shed off a West Virginia 11 pointer.
Here's the view off the back porch where a many a Coors light was drank and I managed 51 bumblebee bees swatted with the badminton racket.
The landowner likes porn magazines so on the way out of town Alex stopped at the local haji stop and rob and picked him up what the landowner later called "three new girlfriends" buttholes galore!