I could use one for breakfast right now. I hate eating on an empty stomach.
The last time I drank margaritas was last summer. Long story short I ended up wandering around my neighborhood in shorts and shoes only and then passed out in my front yard. All I remember is the cool grass felt really good. Then, when I had to barf I ran in the house. I have no idea why. My wife must've heard the noise and came down to check on me. She just laughed as I was hunkered over the toilet. Here one question, "Why do you have your shoes on?". She didn't know I was wandering around the neighborhood. It was one of those nights where everything was spinning when you tried to lay down. Sleeping with one eye open didn't even help. I just felt better taking a walk.
That stuff throws me for a loop! The problem is that they taste so good I just hammer them. I drink them too fast and too much.
The last time I drank margaritas was last summer. Long story short I ended up wandering around my neighborhood in shorts and shoes only and then passed out in my front yard. All I remember is the cool grass felt really good. Then, when I had to barf I ran in the house. I have no idea why. My wife must've heard the noise and came down to check on me. She just laughed as I was hunkered over the toilet. Here one question, "Why do you have your shoes on?". She didn't know I was wandering around the neighborhood. It was one of those nights where everything was spinning when you tried to lay down. Sleeping with one eye open didn't even help. I just felt better taking a walk.
That stuff throws me for a loop! The problem is that they taste so good I just hammer them. I drink them too fast and too much.
Sounds like the opening night of a Cancun vacation that me and the wife went on. This was the only instance Where there are events that I can not remember from drinking. All I know is that I puked all over the balcony of our room and I spent the whole next day in bed while my wife was on the beach.
That was me at Senor Frogs the party night of our honeymoon in Cancun. I started with cranberry vodka and Sprite in the pool around noon. Drank 1/2 the 5th, then hit Hooters for dinner and a half dozen beers. Our hotel had a $20 buy in a Senor Frogs where you got a 36 oz whale bone and you drank all night out of that for the $20. They had all kinds of mixed drinks with tequila and I had 7 of those! I vaugly remember that night and spent the whole next day sick as hell!!! LOL!!!
We closed down the bar that night and when we left, there was a bar full of Australian rugby players in boxers going down the water slide into the lagoon with every hot, single girl there! It was like a scene out of a movie!!! Then you had my drunk ass on stage dancing!!! lmao
I tend to not give a fuck when I drink tequila!!! rotflmao
I think the better question is, Did ya stumble on a roon patch or something? WTF were you stuffing in those cargo pockets? lmao