Mass Apple Production Kit

[Diablo54]

Moundhill and I had ingenious idea. It all started when I had a truckload of apples..........

These apple bagging kits are for sale! 32$ Shipping and Handling are not included!
First You need a truckload of apples

In this kit you will get the following items

Orange short shovel

5 ft 4x4

Rubber mat

Bungee cord

5 feed sacks

A sport cup for a backboard or protection

Weedeater line

Includes one homemade jar of apple pie


Things YOU need

Truck

Hill

Skill (clearly won't be as good as ours)

Apples

A buddy to help you.

Instructions in the next post.

 

[Diablo54]

Instructions.

1. find a few apple trees

2.Back your truck under the apple tree and shake violently (windows must be up)

3.Park on a hill (bed side down)

4.Open tailgate slowly

5.Place bungee on hitch and secure to feed sack

6.Place 4x4 and rubber mat in a way as to filter apples to sack

7.Securley fit cup to avoid junk on apple collisions (Fluteman and Huckleberry DO NOT worry we have extra small cups in hand)

8. Slowly sweep the apples with your hand into the filtering system ( a smooth sweep is very nessacary)

9.Once you have gotten all the apples you can reach grab your SHORT orange shovel

10.Sweep the apples with the shovel

11. If you get a few strays swiftly put the shovel down. (many of you are not as coordinated as us so this might not be possible)

 

[Diablo54]

12. Once you have reached all you can get with the orange shovel climb into the truck and retrive the extras. (Be sure not to hit your buddy in the privates with the shovel)

13.Tie the bags with the weedeater line


14.Pick up the bags with proper procedure (bend the knees)

15.For you smaller guys (Cotty Jesse) Place the bag over the shoulder as to use all the muscles in the body to prevent accidents

16.Store tools in bed

Finished product

 

[Diablo54]

No we are not accepting improvement ideas.

We have it all worked out.

1 Bag per minute (for us maybe 1 bag per hour for you)

 

[cotty16]

Pure genius!

Thx for thinking of me. I mighta hurt myself!

 

[JD Boyd]

Can you find me some trees with apples on them now???

 

[RedCloud]

Can you find me some trees with apples on them now???

x2

The trees that do have apples on them up here are slim pickins.

 

[Hoytmania]

I am just glad that I am not classified as one of the "SMALL GUYS" lol

 

[Diablo54]

For the 14 of you who pm'd me wanting a kit, They will be sent out this monday. Thanks for the buissness!