That's because you haven't done it, or at least ND style...
JB, you did it just right. Take a trip, come back home. ND is not for the faint of heart... The duck hunting sure is fun, but you can keep the rest. The deer are fairly average sized out there too. I think the difference is the truly big deer push 300lbs field dressed compared to 220ish here. But the one big 160 we shot out there was only a tad over 200. Most of the does I saw looked to be your average 100lbs.
FYI, one of their stupid rules, that use to be anyway, was you could never keep more than your one day limit, in your possession. So basically as a NR, you had to eat your ducks every night, or give them away. Legally.....
I'm glad you had a great trip, and would honestly probably go back in a case like you did. Don't let a great week of duck hunting fool you into thinking its a great place to live though lol!