Nothing about Nothing

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Stressless · Mar 30, 2022

Will Smith defended his wife so well…
She’s definitely going to let him watch tonight.
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What’s the difference between a gang bang and a joke?
Will Smith won’t let his wife be in a joke.
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A psycho cannibal is trying to eat your wife. What would u say?
Keep my wife out of your fuckin mouth!
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Chris Rock has waited his entire life for this moment.
People are finally calling him the bigger man.
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Good thing Chris rock didn’t make fun of Hilaria Baldwin.
Too soon?
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Who is hosting next year’s Oscars?
Jerry Springer.
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What does Chris Rock have on his face right now?
Fresh prints!
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If Will Smith is this angry in March…
Just wait until August comes around.
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What is the difference between a cheating wife and a joke?
Will Smith cannot accept a joke.
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Will Smith so white…
…he can hit a black man on camera and get away with it.
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Shout out to Will Smith!
I never would’ve stood up for another man’s girl like that
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Will Smith should take a joke the same way Jada takes a dick…
From everyone… except Will Smith.
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I’ve never really been into those GI Joe movies,
but I hear the new GI Jane slaps.
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Why was Chris Rock surprised when Will Smith slapped him?
He thought one of Jada’s other boyfriends would have done it.
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What did Jada Plinkett Smith say when she found her grandmother’s antique comb.
“I’ll never part with it.”
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Slapping a comedian on stage at the oscars?
Say what you Will, but that’s a bald move.
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Rock really shouldn’t have made that joke about Jada’s affair…
I mean hair, hair, I said hair.
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Will Smith is switching up his music game…
He’s shocked the world with a surprise rock hit.
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Did you hear what happened to Will Smith after he hit Chris Rock?
His mom got scared and sent him to live with his aunt and uncle in Bel Air.
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If it’s one thing you don’t have to worry about keeping out of your mouth…
it’s Jada Pinkett Smith’s hair.
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Matt Deamon and Ben Affleck are working on the Sequel to there famous movie.
It’s called BAD WILL SLAPPING.
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Why did Will Smith slap Chris Rock?
His Wife’s Boyfriend didnt think the joke was funny.
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Will Smith should worry less about whose mouth his wife’s name is in,
and more about who’s in his wife’s mouth.
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What’s the difference between Will Smith and Ted Cruz?
Will actually stood up for his wife.
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How did Will Smith find out Jada was cheating on him?
She kept telling him she was going to the hair salon.
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Next year the Oscars will be moved to Mexico…
They will be renamed the Oscar De La Hoya’s.
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I ordered Will Smith’s Greatest Hits from Amazon…
All I got was a YouTube clip of the Oscar Awards.
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What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Same sound as a G.I. Jane joke apparently.
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It’s true.
There can be a hundred people in the room and 99 won’t slap you, but one Will.
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How do get revenge on your wife for banging another man that you let stay in your house?
Slap Chris Rock.