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Just saw this " coon porn". Friggin hilarious! Don, that was very amusing. You should be a writer or director? Lol.
Ric, your prolly right. That ole Sow will take the boar for everything he has! Lol.
 
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Jeffrey was barely getting by at the Grand Canyon Petting Zoo. Betty was barely making ends meet as a pack burro hauling tourists up and down the narrow paths of the Grand Canyon. They both had heard the talk of the "big money" that could be made for Wild Kingdom Productions but just didn't know if that was the answer or not. But after many a hungry night with nothing but weeds for hay and the hard desert floor to sleep on they decided they had had enough and made the call.Fate is the only explanation for what made them make that call at precisely the same time but the producers at WKP have been thanking their lucky stars ever since. You will be as thankful as those very producers when you decide to view this hotter than Aunt Millie's Habanero Dip feature of "Copulation Canyon" starring Jeffrey "you thought my neck was long" Hightower and Buxom "Saddle This" Betty. Also make absolutely sure you do not miss the soon to be released film starring this duo in "Lust is a Must in the Arizona Dust ".
 
Jeffrey was barely getting by at the Grand Canyon Petting Zoo. Betty was barely making ends meet as a pack burro hauling tourists up and down the narrow paths of the Grand Canyon. They both had heard the talk of the "big money" that could be made for Wild Kingdom Productions but just didn't know if that was the answer or not. But after many a hungry night with nothing but weeds for hay and the hard desert floor to sleep on they decided they had had enough and made the call.Fate is the only explanation for what made them make that call at precisely the same time but the producers at WKP have been thanking their lucky stars ever since. You will be as thankful as those very producers when you decide to view this hotter than Aunt Millie's Habanero Dip feature of "Copulation Canyon" starring Jeffrey "you thought my neck was long" Hightower and Buxom "Saddle This" Betty. Also make absolutely sure you do not miss the soon to be released film starring this duo in "Lust is a Must in the Arizona Dust ".


Oh shit....that was funny!!!!!!!!

Don, you should be a screen writer!lol
 
Jeffrey was barely getting by at the Grand Canyon Petting Zoo. Betty was barely making ends meet as a pack burro hauling tourists up and down the narrow paths of the Grand Canyon. They both had heard the talk of the "big money" that could be made for Wild Kingdom Productions but just didn't know if that was the answer or not. But after many a hungry night with nothing but weeds for hay and the hard desert floor to sleep on they decided they had had enough and made the call.Fate is the only explanation for what made them make that call at precisely the same time but the producers at WKP have been thanking their lucky stars ever since. You will be as thankful as those very producers when you decide to view this hotter than Aunt Millie's Habanero Dip feature of "Copulation Canyon" starring Jeffrey "you thought my neck was long" Hightower and Buxom "Saddle This" Betty. Also make absolutely sure you do not miss the soon to be released film starring this duo in "Lust is a Must in the Arizona Dust ".


Man! That is just freakin hilarious! The old man that is in the other bed in this room is just staring at me with that WTF look while I'm laughing my ass off at this, thought about sharing it with him for a minute but seeing as how his church group just left about a half hour ago I don't know how funny he would find it!
 
Outstanding Don!
How lucky for us you were there to explain why Jeffrey had to stoop to that ass.