I'll give it a try.
Little baby Jim Bob had never been to the big city before so when his daddy,Jimmy Ron, said Jaysanna Marie load the Vista Cruiser up were heading into town to show Jim Bob the Wild Kingdom. Needless to say baby Jim Bob was happier than a tick on a fat dog.
Jimmy Ron pulled the Vista Cruiser into the parking lot of what appeared to be the lot of the Wild Kingdom but little did he know he had gotten his internal GPS a little crossed up and had gotten a front row parking spot at Wild Kingdom Productions.
Baby Jim Bob leapt from the Vista Cruiser and was off to see the sights but had no idea what awaited him. Jimmy Ron had just rounded the corner and straight ahead was a sign saying the making of "High Humping and We Don't Mean Camels". Starring George "hambone" Skyscraper and cousin of World renowned WKP star Jeffrey Hightower, Jennifer Jumpme.
Jaysanna Marie said " now Jimmy Ron you pick up baby Jim Bob and I will get your photograph with the Polaroid". "Great idea honey pie, the kinfolk would never believe we were this lucky without photographic proof".
And to this very day baby Jim Bob still cannot figure out why the one longneck didn't put his "kickstand" away before trying to leap frog over the other longneck.