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Nothing about Nothing

This is pretty wrong but hilarious!
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Didn't know where else to put this. Funny. At my expense. About nothing.

So my buck has been soaking in a cut off 55gal barrel. Decided to move it out of the barn today. Stinking too bad. Half frozen. Half water. Pulled the antlers to lift the ice out in order to drain the rotting carcass water. Slipped back down the bucket and splashed. I splashed myself with rotting buck head carcass water. Closest I have been to puking in a long time but held it in. See Y'all later. I'm heading to the shower. Can't stand the smell of myself right now.
 
Didn't know where else to put this. Funny. At my expense. About nothing.

So my buck has been soaking in a cut off 55gal barrel. Decided to move it out of the barn today. Stinking too bad. Half frozen. Half water. Pulled the antlers to lift the ice out in order to drain the rotting carcass water. Slipped back down the bucket and splashed. I splashed myself with rotting buck head carcass water. Closest I have been to puking in a long time but held it in. See Y'all later. I'm heading to the shower. Can't stand the smell of myself right now.

Unbeknownst to me I had a stink bug drown in my cherry coke last night. Ever drank stinkbug flavored cherry coke with a stinkbug chaser. Quit being a pussy.
 
The other night my buddy and I were drinking beer in the shop. When I returned from the pisser I heard him outside throwing up. When he came back in I called him a pussy. He then showed me the can of "beer"he just drank from and it made sense. He took a gulp of straight up grizz wintergreen lip tea. Lol