Nothing about Nothing
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Them fuggin things. Gas station by house put them in. I didn’t realize it. Went to get gas one morning hung over as fugg,was hearing someone talk yet no one was at the gas station. Had me a bit worried about myself for a minute or two. Then I realized what it was. I mean really who da fugg needs a tv on a damn gas pump......
Not gonna lie, I’m waiting for the day the pump is hacked it’s playing porn and ya get a free fill up...
I wonder how he broke his wrist...
Probably from his whitetail skateboard
I was thinking of a more badass story.
There I was, minding my own business destroying public property with my board. When this punk ass moose popped outa the bushes. I gave him the “psh” but that only seemed to anger him. So I ripped his fucking antler off. That’ll teach him to fuck my my entitled ass. Psh
Sounds like Bush Lite talking right there ....lol
