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Only a Redneck hunter...

1hornwilly

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This thread has me rollin. Sitting in the car wash place waiting for them to finish up my truck before it doesn't get washed again until after deer season. People in here lookin at me like I'm an idiot. You guys are hilarious.
 

bowhunter1023

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Only a Redneck hunter would get this in the mail and not be offended...

 

Fullbore

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Haha, your right Jesse!

Here's another redneck moment.
About 10 years ago we lived in a little subdivision in the out skirts of town. It was a Sunday late afternoon and I was in the recliner watching football. My daughter came in my man cave, all excited about some bullfrog that she saw in the creek behind the neighbors house. Well, I have my flannel PJ's on and bed slippers. I go outside, get on her bike with a frog gig in hand. I get to the edge of the creek and gig this big ass bullfrog. I get back on her bike and pedal through the neighborhood in my PJ's, bed slippers and a big bullfrog stuck to the end of a gig. Lol. Needless to say, I had a lot of funny looks on my way back to the house! My wife wasn't very proud of me! Lol
 

finelyshedded

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Haha, your right Jesse!

Here's another redneck moment.
About 10 years ago we lived in a little subdivision in the out skirts of town. It was a Sunday late afternoon and I was in the recliner watching football. My daughter came in my man cave, all excited about some bullfrog that she saw in the creek behind the neighbors house. Well, I have my flannel PJ's on and bed slippers. I go outside, get on her bike with a frog gig in hand. I get to the edge of the creek and gig this big ass bullfrog. I get back on her bike and pedal through the neighborhood in my PJ's, bed slippers and a big bullfrog stuck to the end of a gig. Lol. Needless to say, I had a lot of funny looks on my way back to the house! My wife wasn't very proud of me! Lol

I remember this story TOO! Hearing Lorie tell it was priceless! rotflmao

Tell em how many times you've lost your keys/phones while shed hunting or deer hunting! lmao

I remember I assisted you in finding your phone once by not knowing you lost it and you were in the process of looking for it at dark 30 on your way back to the truck and I called you to make sure you were safely out of the tree and it was lighting up in the dark in one of my hay fields......rotflmao Your heavy breathing from making a mad dash to get to it before I hung up was priceless:smiley_coolpeace:

Then! You found a shed while crawling on your hands and knees looking your phone again. Picturing you trying to backtrack your steps after 3-4 hours of shed hunting and an hour later after Lorie asked you where your phone was then seeing that, "ALL @^%$" look on your face AGAIN while rifling through your pockets.........AGAIN PRICELESS! This time you were on a mission though, I believe it was your work phone or your work truck keys and this was Sunday!lmao

Still love you BRO! Your a riot man!:smiley_bril:
 

Fullbore

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I remember this story TOO! Hearing Lorie tell it was priceless! rotflmao

Tell em how many times you've lost your keys/phones while shed hunting or deer hunting! lmao

I remember I assisted you in finding your phone once by not knowing you lost it and you were in the process of looking for it at dark 30 on your way back to the truck and I called you to make sure you were safely out of the tree and it was lighting up in the dark in one of my hay fields......rotflmao Your heavy breathing from making a mad dash to get to it before I hung up was priceless:smiley_coolpeace:

Then! You found a shed while crawling on your hands and knees looking your phone again. Picturing you trying to backtrack your steps after 3-4 hours of shed hunting and an hour later after Lorie asked you where your phone was then seeing that, "ALL @^%$" look on your face AGAIN while rifling through your pockets.........AGAIN PRICELESS! This time you were on a mission though, I believe it was your work phone or your work truck keys and this was Sunday!lmao

Still love you BRO! Your a riot man!:smiley_bril:

Yep, It was Easter Sunday! Lol