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QUOTE=bowhunter1023;8068]Is the kid in the middle with the orange shirt as big a douche as he looks?[/QUOTE]

Look like a convention of the "Worlds Tallest Midgets" dang :smiley_breakdance:
 
Beentown

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Matt said:
Dude... I am just gonna throw this out there....

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That is fuggin sweet. It is exactly what I thought!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
[tries to stop smiling]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
[Pyle drops down to his knees]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
[Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
 
hickslawns

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I think Capt was just thinking about that very short chick in the front row
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Then he let out a Beavis and Butthead laugh. "Yah. Yah. He he. Look at her boobs. He he. Yah."
 
Jackalope

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I like dainty petite chicks. Never been attracted to women with large feet and man hands. Plus I could never be with a woman who thinks she could kick my ass because 98% of the time I need it.
 
rgecko23

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Beentown said:
That is fuggin sweet. It is exactly what I thought!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
[tries to stop smiling]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
[Pyle drops down to his knees]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
[Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
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dude thats frigging hillarious
 
Buckmaster

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I like the shorty in the front row as well. I bet she's look pretty good with her glasses off and....well...we'll leave at that. :smiley_chinrub:
 
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