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Polk County Florida


Senior Member
Allen County
An illegal alien, in Polk County, Florida, got pulled over for a routine traffic stop. He ended up "exicuting" the deputy that had stopped him. The deputy was shot 8 times, including one shot behind the right ear, at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.

A state wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found, hiding in a wooded area. As soon as the illegal alien took a shot at the SWAT team, the officers opened fire on him. Naturally, the "liberal media" went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd, told the Orlando Sentinal: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." (Best answer of the year!)

The Coroner reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter, how could that be, when there were 68 bullet wounds in his body? The Coroner simply replied: "When you get shot 68 times, you're naturally going to die." :smiley_blink: