Some decent advice. Then name calling? Look bud, we don't edit here. You can say what you want. Just doesn't seem like a great way to make friends or get positive feedback.
You are correct. 5 acre patch in ag country is tough. Entry and exit is difficult when they can see you walk that far in. Look for a drainage ditch or something to walk in thru. Hunt the edges. Not much else you can do there. Maybe see if there is a rise in the land that blocks you from being seen by the deer for most of the walk in. Maybe take a look at the aerials to see which drainages or other wood lots they might run to would help.
In regards to comparing this to FB? I'm not insulted. I'm humored. Most of the guys here enjoy the place because it isn't full of FB wannabe Michael Waddell idiots. Showing up without an introduction, then asking about how to hunt what seems like a basic property, then stirring the pot. . . .This is what "I" would view as a troll. I hope not. Hopefully you see we are a pretty welcoming group.