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Nope no more shots... But anyone ever have a cystoscopy... I get one every 4 months since I had a cancerous mass removed from my bladder... Just had one Monday... Dr. said everything looks great... This is what they put up your pecker...
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Maybe I had a bout of shingles last month as I had a bad rash on both thighs for about 2 weeks... Then got tingling sensation in finger tips after that .. Hmmm??
Nah, after colonoscopies, it’s just another scope….@"J". J Jarheads gonna have nightmares tonight....
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Then your ready for a prostate biopsy... They go up your ass to do that... Now for sure no sleep tonight..I'm already curled up in the fetal position!
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My buddy had that done last year….cancer surgery on his bladder. I took him to his chemo appointments every month for a year. They had to put the chemo in his bladder the same way.
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I didn't need chemo as they thought they got it all... So just to be sure I go for the cystoscopy... Funny thing is TICKS probably caused me to catch it early...
You were there?When the doctor gives you a prostate exam, are both of his hands on your shoulders?
Plus that jokes as old as Fletch!
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No... But one time I'm on the table butt naked and there's a BIG BLACK GUY nurse there... This was the only time they put me to sleep... He says ok lay on your side and slide your ass over towards me and lift your leg up... I LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID : YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A SMILE ON YOUR FACE WHEN I WAKE UP .. Everyone in the room cracked up laughing...When the doctor gives you a prostate exam, are both of his hands on your shoulders?