I first heard this one when I was about 15 at church camp.
One day a little Indian boy asks his father, the chief, "How were my sisters and I named?"
Chief says "When your oldest sister was born I was in the tepee helping your mother. After she was born I came outside and a bear cub went running past so I named her Little Running Bear."
Son says "What about my other sister?"
The Chief continues "When your next sister was born I was in the tepee helping your mother. After she was born I came outside and the moon was full so I named her Little Shinning Moon."
Son says "What about me?"
The Chief becomes curious about his son's questions and replies "Why do you ask these things Two Dogs Fucking?"
One day a little Indian boy asks his father, the chief, "How were my sisters and I named?"
Chief says "When your oldest sister was born I was in the tepee helping your mother. After she was born I came outside and a bear cub went running past so I named her Little Running Bear."
Son says "What about my other sister?"
The Chief continues "When your next sister was born I was in the tepee helping your mother. After she was born I came outside and the moon was full so I named her Little Shinning Moon."
Son says "What about me?"
The Chief becomes curious about his son's questions and replies "Why do you ask these things Two Dogs Fucking?"