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Ohiosam

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I first heard this one when I was about 15 at church camp.

One day a little Indian boy asks his father, the chief, "How were my sisters and I named?"

Chief says "When your oldest sister was born I was in the tepee helping your mother. After she was born I came outside and a bear cub went running past so I named her Little Running Bear."

Son says "What about my other sister?"

The Chief continues "When your next sister was born I was in the tepee helping your mother. After she was born I came outside and the moon was full so I named her Little Shinning Moon."

Son says "What about me?"

The Chief becomes curious about his son's questions and replies "Why do you ask these things Two Dogs Fucking?"