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Huckleberry Finn

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When I moved my stand on Saturday, I went into the woods with jeans and a cut-off. Bad life choice. I actually ended up walking out of the woods and driving home (2 minute drive) to get bug spray...dang.

I just counted 47 bites on my arms, neck, and forehead (I was wearing a hat ya little bastards!).

They don't itch but it looks like I've got a disease. Any magic cures?

...if I don't show up on the boards in a few weeks, just assume that I've got AIDS or something and passed. I hearby will Huntn2 my 870 ("It's soaked, do you think the firing pin is wet? Might not fire" "Dude, it's an 870. Boat paddle"), RedCloud my muzzleloader, Jesse my hunting fleece, Phil my treestand so he can resell it, and please sell the rest in the deals thread and put the proceeds for the kiddy.
 

swantucky

The Crew
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Swanton, Ohio
I love summer skeeters. I put on a rubber before I spray down. Take off the rubber, walk into the woods/field and you will be a bumpy porn star in no time.
 

badger

*Supporting Member*
When I moved my stand on Saturday, I went into the woods with jeans and a cut-off. Bad life choice. I actually ended up walking out of the woods and driving home (2 minute drive) to get bug spray...dang.

I just counted 47 bites on my arms, neck, and forehead (I was wearing a hat ya little bastards!).

They don't itch but it looks like I've got a disease. Any magic cures?

...if I don't show up on the boards in a few weeks, just assume that I've got AIDS or something and passed. I hearby will Huntn2 my 870 ("It's soaked, do you think the firing pin is wet? Might not fire" "Dude, it's an 870. Boat paddle"), RedCloud my muzzleloader, Jesse my hunting fleece, Phil my treestand so he can resell it, and please sell the rest in the deals thread and put the proceeds for the kiddy.

Nothing, I get fuggin nothing. Feed a guy his first javelina and he leaves me nothing. Did I mention Huck left me nothing?

I hope the fleas and ticks of a thousand feral hogs infest your balls and armpits, that'll serve ya!

:smiley_dead:
 

Huckleberry Finn

Senior Member
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Shoot I don't have that much to give!

I hereby amend my last will and testament to give Badger my Predator fleece coat (might be alittle bit for ya buddy and probably won't come in handy when you hog hunt) and my new bow hunting vest (which you could use!). I give Fluteman my safety harness for the next time he makes a Youtube video. To Uglykat, my $20 fishing pole, sorry man I'm just not that into fishing.
 

Fluteman

Senior Member
Supporting Member
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Southeast Ohio
I don't want that stinky old harness, I like my muddy thank you. I will however take your UA antler t-shirt since you will no longer need it. Got any UA fleece? If so, I will take that also.
 

Huckleberry Finn

Senior Member
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I don't want that stinky old harness, I like my muddy thank you. I will however take your UA antler t-shirt since you will no longer need it. Got any UA fleece? If so, I will take that also.

It's for the next youtube video so that people don't bitch when you make it onto Outdoor Life for not wearing your harness.

Cottis - You sir, I have saved the best for. My Under Armour heat gear tights!