Strouds 2015 - October 16-17-18

[Dannmann801]

Little friggin' heckler...geesh....rotflmao

Levi's a good sport, I hope he's not scarred for life....

 

[Dustinb80]

Dan would you mind posting the story here?

 

[bowhunter1023]

I missed it too!

 

[JOHNROHIO]

Dan, that was great! There is no scarring, the kid loved being their amongst the finest group of guys he could be. I'm sure Levi feels as he got a few more notches in his belt after this weekend, and he is ready for the next.

 

[Big_Holla]

It sure sounds like you guys had a good time and great food! Bout running out of excuses to not make one of these and the softball tournament excuse is getting old LOL. Sure enjoyed reading and seeing the pics of all the fun though.

 

[Dannmann801]

So I'm sitting next to Levi, and during a lull in the conversation I turn to him and say -

Ya know, my son was just about your age when he came home one day and asked “Dad, what’s a vagina?”
So I explained to him that it was a lady’s private parts, different from his.
So he asks “Dad, what does it look like?”
I tell him “It’s like a flower, a beautiful pink flower, with petals spreading open, just waiting to be plucked…”
So he asks “Dad, what does it look like when it’s been plucked?”
So I say “Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eat a jar of mayonnaise?”

I thought J was gonna stroke out from laughing so hard

 

[Quantum673]

So I'm sitting next to Levi, and during a lull in the conversation I turn to him and say -

Ya know, my son was just about your age when he came home one day and asked “Dad, what’s a vagina?”
So I explained to him that it was a lady’s private parts, different from his.
So he asks “Dad, what does it look like?”
I tell him “It’s like a flower, a beautiful pink flower, with petals spreading open, just waiting to be plucked…”
So he asks “Dad, what does it look like when it’s been plucked?”
So I say “Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eat a jar of mayonnaise?”

I thought J was gonna stroke out from laughing so hard

Of course We can't forget the heckling thrown in there. lmao

 

[Bigslam51]

That was hilarious!

 

["J"]

So I'm sitting next to Levi, and during a lull in the conversation I turn to him and say -

Ya know, my son was just about your age when he came home one day and asked “Dad, what’s a vagina?”
So I explained to him that it was a lady’s private parts, different from his.
So he asks “Dad, what does it look like?”
I tell him “It’s like a flower, a beautiful pink flower, with petals spreading open, just waiting to be plucked…”
So he asks “Dad, what does it look like when it’s been plucked?”
So I say “Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eat a jar of mayonnaise?”

I thought J was gonna stroke out from laughing so hard

That was a classic right there.... Haven't laughed that hard since last year when Joe was on his roll about turtles and him winning the lottery and buying a train.....

 

[xbowguy]

So I'm sitting next to Levi, and during a lull in the conversation I turn to him and say -

Ya know, my son was just about your age when he came home one day and asked “Dad, what’s a vagina?”
So I explained to him that it was a lady’s private parts, different from his.
So he asks “Dad, what does it look like?”
I tell him “It’s like a flower, a beautiful pink flower, with petals spreading open, just waiting to be plucked…”
So he asks “Dad, what does it look like when it’s been plucked?”
So I say “Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eat a jar of mayonnaise?”

I thought J was gonna stroke out from laughing so hard

I'm still laughing at times.... I swear I will never forget that as long as I live.

 

[Dustinb80]

Excellent, thanks Dan.

 

[finelyshedded]

:smiley_clap: Standing O for Danno!!!! That is hilarious!!!

 

[Boarhead]

Lol

 

[Ricer2231]

Leave it to Dannmann. That's funny!

 

[Curran]

Holy shit Dan!! I'm laughing like crazy and I wasn't even there. But knowing you, and knowing Levi, I can picture how it all went down.

 

[jeremy44230]

Hilarious!!!!!

 

[giles]

Dan…I just wanted to let you know that my wife made me two bologna sandwiches for my lunch today. I'm freaking starving right now because I threw them both in the trash! Then I had to try and explain to the guys at work why… They also thought it was funny (also made it "awkward"). I'm not sure how long it's gonna take me to eat another sandwich without getting grossed out.

 

[Beentown]

Dan…I just wanted to let you know that my wife made me two bologna sandwiches for my lunch today. I'm freaking starving right now because I threw them both in the trash! Then I had to try and explain to the guys at work why… They also thought it was funny (also made it "awkward"). I'm not sure how long it's gonna take me to eat another sandwich without getting grossed out.

You'd probably be more comfortable eating some sausage links...

 

[xbowguy]

We struck out with the game camera idea. The camera chip we put in it was full of videos we got 0 pictures. I will post the pics I took on my phone soon as I have a chance.

 

[giles]

You'd probably be more comfortable eating some sausage links...

Ever peel open a warm grilled cheese samich?