The TOO dump thread

[cotty16]

When I had my poopshute inspected, I woke up afterwards without the slightest feeling that anything happened. Odd thing though, I remember the nurses gasping in delight as I was going down for the count. lol

This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

Yeah at least those weren't his co workers, unlike me.

 

[Bigslam51]

You better camp out beside the shitter Ric! Everyone I know thats taken that stuff has shit about 20 times you best have some soft TP!

 

[finelyshedded]

My dump for today? I had to read about Ric's dump. lmao

Wait till I send you some stool pics buddy! Rotflmao

I heard about the effectiveness Chad! We're covered in the TP department!

 

["J"]

Hold off on reading too for a while so the posts pile up and you'll have plenty of time too read them lol.... Pills or liquid Ric??? I did the liquid on he first and pills on the second....

 

[finelyshedded]

Lol J, I hear ya! I'll be drinking the liquid J........shit cocktail! Lol

 

[Bigslam51]

How many ya got so far Ric?

 

[finelyshedded]

WOW! ...........and I'm just getting started!!!

 

[finelyshedded]

I'm pinching quarts at a time not loafs........:smiley_confused_vra


Just thought I'd let y'all know......:smiley_crocodile:

 

[Bigslam51]

Keep us updated and don't shit yourself!

 

[cotty16]

Bahahahahahaha!

 

[finelyshedded]

What's truly dump worthy is my wife brought home Arby's tonight and while they all ate in blissful glee topping it off with ice cream sundaes I was puckering up the ole browneye on the couch watching TV.

Damn I'm hungry!

 

["J"]

Shit, wait till noon tomorrow you'll be ready too eat a cow hahaha

 

[finelyshedded]

Hahaha J, I'm ready to eat a cow NOW! Lol

Got about an 1.5-2 hours of rest and just downed the remaining portion of my drink and will be blowing it out again for the next 2 hours. Hopefully I'll be able to get a couple hours of sleep before we head out in the morning.

..........it's really hard to get quality sleep when you could crack walnuts with your ass cheeks from puckering so tight! Just sayin'!:smiley_depressive:

 

[Bigslam51]

Holy shit I just laughed my ass off!

 

[finelyshedded]

Think I'm joking, you don't wipe! You make a bisquit out of a wad of TP and just sop!

Whelp, I hope that's all the action for now back to bed and clinching.....

 

[xbowguy]

All jokes aside Ric...... I hope everything comes out alright.

 

["J"]

All jokes aside Ric...... I hope everything comes out alright.

Yeah, hope it's just a routine dumper check Ric.....

 

[finelyshedded]

Thanks guys! Don't think I haven't wondered if me doing dip all these years hasn't put me in alittle at risk. Especially with all the backy juice I've swallered over the years...

Hope things go smoothly and no negative news comes of it! Thanks again!

 

[Hedgelj]

Well at least you will have pictures to prove you aren't full of it TODAY.