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Jackalope

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Should of...Could of...Would of....but you went home with 88. lmao

The only other woman in the bar was the 49 year old bartender... lmao... And this woman was there with not only her BF, but their dog, that was running around the bar.. Anyway... I wouldn't have took her home if she climbed on my truck hood.
 

Buckmaster

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And this woman was there with not only her BF, but their dog, that was running around the bar.. Anyway... I wouldn't have took her home if she climbed on my truck hood.

I've got a dollar that says if her dog was a Blue Tick that dog and the girl would have awaken at Joe's place this morning.
 

Jackalope

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Thats the most I laughed in a bar, ever. That convo with the slow talkin dude in the red had me rolling lmao. I was worn the hell out by the end of the night.

That dude was simple... We started laughing about eating at the Y.. And somehow periods came up... I've never done it but decided to play along.. I told the dude it tasted like an old penny.... So the fugger digs out a penny and puts it in his mouth... Laughter ensues as he spits the penny on the bar... "Fuggin taste gross" he said.. I replied "So is eating blood pussy! What did you expect it to taste like? Candy?" lmao Then i looked at the penny and it had a date of 1989.. I said "Dude, even worse. Do you know how many dudes balls this penny has been right next to for the past 22 years... lmao.... You just basically sucked on like 1,000 or more dudes balls!" lmao lmao....
 

cotty16

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That dude was simple... We started laughing about eating at the Y.. And somehow periods came up... I've never done it but decided to play along.. I told the dude it tasted like an old penny.... So the fugger digs out a penny and puts it in his mouth... Laughter ensues as he spits the penny on the bar... "Fuggin taste gross" he said.. I replied "So is eating blood pussy! What did you expect it to taste like? Candy?" lmao Then i looked at the penny and it had a date of 1989.. I said "Dude, even worse. Do you know how many dudes balls this penny has been right next to for the past 22 years... lmao.... You just basically sucked on like 1,000 or more dudes balls!" lmao lmao....

Funny shit!