Things that make you go Hmm

[Jackalope]

Why are nipples pink?

 

[badger]

Has anyone actually fell into a barrel of shit and came out smelling like a rose?

Who keeps barrels of shit around, and who is dumb enough to fall in one?

 

[badger]

Why are nipples pink?

I've seen brown ones...once or twice.

 

[rgecko23]

Who keeps barrels of shit around, and who is dumb enough to fall in one?

Aw man that's hillarious...lol

 

[Jackalope]

Like the guy with a barrel of monkeys is any better.

 

[swantucky]

Or the fag that caught fish and put them in a barrel so he could shoot them........................

 

[swantucky]

Has anyone ever seen a "barrel full of monkey nuts"??

As in "You are dumber than a barrel full of monkey nuts"!!

 

[badger]

Or the fag that caught fish and put them in a barrel so he could shoot them........................

What a Fag!!!

 

[CJD3]

Why are nipples pink?

One step further...

Why do MEN even have nipples?

 

[Fluteman]

One step further...

Why do MEN even have nipples?

"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?"

 

[rrr]

I have three nipples.

 

[cotty16]

Why does Ernie have 3 nipples?

 

[rrr]

In case I ever have puppies.

 

[Ohiosam]

Why is there an "S" in the word "lisp"?

 

[Ohiosam]

Did Dannmann get some this weekend? :smiley_chinrub:

He's supposed to stop by tomorrow, I'll ask.

 

[Beentown]

Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?

Beentown

 

[Beentown]

Jackalope,

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? lol

Beentown

 

[Beentown]

Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Sure can I do...disregard!

Beentown

 

[hickslawns]

"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?"

Classic Fluteman! Simply a classic line. I was cracking up at that one.

Ohiosam

Why is there an "S" in the word "lisp"?

Nobody said life was fair Sam. :smile:

Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?

No. You are so involved with running a business, sexual frustration is more of a problem.



How is it that the First Dog has papers, but the President doesn't?

 

[cotty16]

Why do fat girls wear cut off shirts? :smiley_depressive: