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Track coach

Gern186

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The ambitious coach of a girls’ track team starts giving his squad steroids. Their performance soars, and they go on to win the county and state championships. The day before the nationals, Penelope, a 16-year-old hurdler, comes into his office.

“Coach,” she says, “I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest.”

“Oh my God!” yells the coach. “Well, how far down does it go?”


“Down to my balls,” she replies, which is the other thing I wanted to talk to you about.”