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Went Rambo on a coon today

Johnch

Johnch

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Well I had tryed to be nice .....sort of

A good freind in town has a problem coon
A BIG ! coon
It has been living in their gardge ....er barn
Pooping all over
And not afraid of you , other than to hide

A steel barn they keep the mowers and his duck boat

I have for the last week and 1/2 tryed to live trap the darn thing
As his wife wanted it relocated , not killed

Well it has ignored all the food I put in the live trap
Not sure where it is feeding
But not in the barn

So as I agreed to not kill it in the barn
I borrowed a paint ball gun
Opened the overhead door
Walked almost under the darn coon sleeping in the rafters and shot the darn thing in the head with a paint ball

Err must have knocked it silly :pickle:
As it fell off the rafter onto the concrete floor and crawled into the corner

A easy target
So I opened up on it
I got 12 or so good body hits into it at 10-15' before it made it's mind up to flee
2 more in the back side as it exited

I hope it finds another place to sleep
Or I will not be so nice next time I see it

John
 
John that was friggin hilarious hahaha... Keep an eye on the location and let us know if the fat bastard makes it back lol....
 
That's funny.
On a serious side people just don't get it on relocating wild animals.
1st it's illegal in Ohio to release a wild animal off the property it's caught on.
2nd it's been proven over 50% die from starvation in a new area.
 
Here's a quote from Johns movie saga with this coon:

Rambo: There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-shit coon! All I wanted was something to eat. But the coon kept pushing Sir.
Trautman: Well you did some pushing on your own John.
Rambo: They drew first paint, not me.
Trautman: Look Johnny, let me come in and get you the hell out of there!
Rambo: They drew first paint
Trautman: Rambo, are you still reading me? Covey leader to Raven! Rambo! Acknowledge!
 
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The saga continues.......

Trautman: I don't think you understand. I didn't come to rescue Rambo from you. I came here to rescue you from him.
Teasle: Well, we all appreciate your concern Colonel, I will try to be extra careful!
Trautman: I'm just amazed he allowed any of your posse to live.
Teasle: Is that right?
Trautman: Strictly speaking, he slipped up. You're lucky to be breathing.
Teasle: That's just great. Colonel, you came out here to find out why one of your machines blew a gasket!
Trautman: You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in coon warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill coons ! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best.
 
finelyshedded said:
Here's a quote from Johns movie saga with this coon:

Rambo: There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-shit coon! All I wanted was something to eat. But the coon kept pushing Sir.
Trautman: Well you did some pushing on your own John.
Rambo: They drew first paint, not me.
Trautman: Look Johnny, let me come in and get you the hell out of there!
Rambo: They drew first paint
Trautman: Rambo, are you still reading me? Covey leader to Raven! Rambo! Acknowledge!

Trautman: I don't think you understand. I didn't come to rescue Rambo from you. I came here to rescue you from him.
Teasle: Well, we all appreciate your concern Colonel, I will try to be extra careful!
Trautman: I'm just amazed he allowed any of your posse to live.
Teasle: Is that right?
Trautman: Strictly speaking, he slipped up. You're lucky to be breathing.
Teasle: That's just great. Colonel, you came out here to find out why one of your machines blew a gasket!
Trautman: You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in coon warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill coons ! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best.
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LOL
I am glad to help you guy's laugh over the darn coon

On a better note
Last night
No coon in the barn

If it returns
I will freeze the paint balls first

John
 
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