When I retire I'm going to start a leasing/unguided outfitting/brothel business. I'm going to lease up 1,000's of acres of prime hunting land and lease it to out of state hunters on a weekly basis for almost double what I paid for it. I'm going to buy a sleazy hotel, or maybe a trailer park, and set up rooms for the hunters to stay in. The cost of the rooms will be very affordable and be with in a close driving distance to our hunting spots. We'll have maid service, with benefits, for those who choose the "red light" option. I just need to work out the human trafficking piece to get some girls here, but I'm sure that won't be a problem.