Ohiosam
*Supporting Member*
He tried following some of Jackalope's advise on dating and can't type until the casts come off. lmao
I heard he developed carpal tunnel from some recent recreational activities... won't be able to post until his wounds heal.... :smiley_coolpeace:
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Gotta take it slow. The jackalope advice is not for the faint of heart. Too much too soon and you'll break your wangus.
But i don;t think that's it. I think the queers put a contract hit out on him.
According to queers you can just change your mind one day and become queer. According to them you have to be born that way and I don't think the ol Captn' was born that way lol.
Buckmaster
Senior Member
Well...Most Captn's are on ships for long periods of time with nothing more then a bunch of fellas.
I heard the queer's kidnapped him and he is their sex slave. It was that or "Buffalo Bob" has him in his basement. 
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ickle:And a parrot on the shoulder. Always wondered what they did with the parrot.....hmmmm??????????????
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I heard the queer's kidnapped him and he is their sex slave. It was that or "Buffalo Bob" has him in his basement.
Gimp mask...
Last rumor I heard was somebody said he was dedicating more time to the Obama 2012 re-election campaign. That might also be linked to Hick's mentioning that he heard, "he joined them?"
I heard that was taking bin karen's place so he could have 40 virgins. He told them he would rather have 40 clay aikens instead