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World's Worst Husband

P8riot

P8riot

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I figured I would let you all know, my wife has deemed me the worst. So the rest of you guys can quit trying, I already won!

I don't know the rules of the game because they are made up on the fly. I also don't know how I won. I still don't fully understand the qualifying factors after she irrationally yelled them at me for several hours.

I didn't know I was in the runnings, but apparently I was the best at it. I'm not sure she fully understands the game either, but she sure acted like she did.

I'm not sure how long I hold the title, but I guess I'll just enjoy it while I have it.
 
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P8riot said:
I figured I would let you all know, my wife has deemed me the worst. So the rest of you guys can quit trying, I already won!

I don't know the rules of the game because they are made up on the fly. I also don't know how I won. I still don't fully understand the qualifying factors after she irrationally yelled them at me for several hours.

I didn't know I was in the runnings, but apparently I was the best at it. I'm not sure she fully understands the game either, but she sure acted like she did.

I'm not sure how long I hold the title, but I guess I'll just enjoy it while I have it.
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Thanks for taking the crown back. Congrats
 
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It sounded like I was competing for the "I'm never wrong" award. That was brought up several times. I never thought I was going to get my prestigous title.
 
Congrats. I know there is fierce competition for the award. Was this a district title? Regional or state title? Do you advance to the national finals if you win your state?
 
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Show her the helicopter and see if that works. If it doesn't, grab some bread and make your own "damn" sandwich. She'll get over it or be mad a really long time.
 
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Someday I may dust off some of my trophies that I keep out in the shop and show you what real husbands can achieve if you work hard enough and have the desire. I decided to turn pro in '70. To make the necessary splash on the scene so common nowadays, I traded in her '69 Camero for a family car. I wasn't even on her Camero's title! Yeah, that was the splash that got me out of the minors and into the bigs.
 
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