I know a guy that is an actual Scotsman and he wore a kilt to a Halloween party. He was in full Scotsman apparel, bag pipes and all. After about half way through the party he said he'd never do that again.
He was keeping his back to the wall and carrying the bag pipes in front of his groin to protect himself. Apparently, in about a 2 hour span of time he'd had over 20 women run their hands up his kilt to see if he was wearing underwear or not. :smiley_armscrossed: These were not the most user friendly "grabs", but more of a "grab and run".
I'll pass!!! :smiley_arrogant:
Bowhunter57