So a few weeks back my son was getting into his piggy bank and playing with what little more he's managed to save from doing chores and such. I say this because usually as soon as he's got a dollar in his hands, he want to spend it on yet another matchbox. He's only got 7,562 so what's one more.
Anyway, my wife was telling him to make sure he picked up his stuff and put it away before they went to get groceries that day. As usual, he didn't listen completely, and thoroughly to the instructions given. Leaving about $9 laying on the floor. The wife & kids depart for the store leaving the unattended monies, and our dog behind. Alone, in the house. Together.
Now enter Timber, the chessie with a bottomless stomach, and the intestines to pass everything from mulch, to cornstalks, to plastic army men, etc. Well, you get the point. Long story made short, no body ever saw anything happen, so there was only speculation as to where my son's fortunes had gone. That is until today when the snow melted, and i was able to go out to the backyard and assume my neglected poop patrol duties.....
Looks like we've got this case solved. And also provided our kids with a reminder, make sure you listen to your parents when they tell you to pick up your stuff!!!! lmao
Anyway, my wife was telling him to make sure he picked up his stuff and put it away before they went to get groceries that day. As usual, he didn't listen completely, and thoroughly to the instructions given. Leaving about $9 laying on the floor. The wife & kids depart for the store leaving the unattended monies, and our dog behind. Alone, in the house. Together.
Now enter Timber, the chessie with a bottomless stomach, and the intestines to pass everything from mulch, to cornstalks, to plastic army men, etc. Well, you get the point. Long story made short, no body ever saw anything happen, so there was only speculation as to where my son's fortunes had gone. That is until today when the snow melted, and i was able to go out to the backyard and assume my neglected poop patrol duties.....
Looks like we've got this case solved. And also provided our kids with a reminder, make sure you listen to your parents when they tell you to pick up your stuff!!!! lmao
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