The chronicles of my apt complex: (why I gotta get outta the city)
so yesterday i'm walking boomer (my 16wk old chocolate pup for those of you who don't know) and this lady is like "oh hey! he's getting so big i've always seen him but never met him, do you mind if I introduce my pup to him?" I say no that's fine is he okay with pups and she says yes.
Well she says stand over there and we'll introduce them slowly because he's extremely energetic, he's a 2 yr old german shepard. I trusted the lady just because she seemed to know how to introduce two dogs together.
So she brings him out and you can tell she's too much dog for her.... he starts pulling and she's struggling to hold him and he lunges pulling her off the ground and she lands smacking her temple off of the concrete curb.
KNOCKED. OUT. COLD.
In addition to her completely unconcious... she has a dress on and no undwear/bra on and her dress is now up on her head so she's lying completely naked on the sidewalk.
Here I am trying to control both dogs and get back to help her. I look up and see a kid and yell hey man she's knocked out unconcious can you help me? He comes running over and is like what can I do I said grab the german shepard so he does. At this point she's been out for 2-3min but she starts sitting up. I get the german tied to the tree and she stumbles over looking drunk from being knocked out and says no he's okay you don't need to tie him up. I said lady don't take him off the tree, he'll pull you and you're not stable and you'll fall again.
She goes what do you mean fall again? I said lady he ripped you off your feet and knocked you out cold and she's like I don't even remember that...... anywho we wouldn't let her go inside and hung out with her until a friend came who's a firefighter and he brought an EMT buddy. She has a lump the size of a softball on the side of her head. This was an absolute ridiculous experience.
OH and then I was in the complex throwing garbage away with boomer and I hear plinking noises on the other side of the dumpster... I thought it was a nail gun so I go around and here's some f*ckface shooting a pellet gun at the dumpster. I go "excuse me what the do you think you're doing?" He goes "don't worry about it man" and I say "well I am f*cking going to worry about it did you even seem me back there?" he goes "it's just a pellet gun" now that comment pissed me off and I said "I don't give a shit if it's a rubber band gun, put the damn thing away and don't let me see you with it againn" he goes "oh well sorrrrrryy mr. toughass" and I was like "it's f*cking inconsiderate dumbasses like you that give guns bad reputation"
sorry for the expletives, still pretty pissed at this kid. I'm not gonna be as nice if I catch him doing it again. He was in broad daylight shooting and if he missed the dumpster the backstop behind it was the complex pool and the playground/basketball courts.