Great movie quotes

[finelyshedded]

They were doing this on 700WLW this afternoon and it was pretty entertaining. There are some great ones but a few of mine that weren't mentioned or called in are, The movie Rambo when Jesse Venturas character said after a guy informed him that he had been shot. "I don't have time to bleed". Also in the movie Outlaw Josey Wales, when the elixar salesman was walking through the streets trying to sell the shit saying all the stuff his elixar does and Josey spits baccy juice on his white blazer and Clint says, "Hows it on stains"! Hell, theres a shitload of quotes in both those movies as well many others. Top Gun is another one loaded with em.

 

[Beentown]

"I'm your Huckleberry"
"Your a daisy if you do"

Johnny Tyler: Is something on your mind?

Wyatt Earp: Just want to let you know you're sittin' in my chair.

Johnny Tyler: Is that a fact?

Wyatt Earp: Yeah, it's a fact.

Johnny Tyler: Well, for a man who don't go heeled you run your mouth kind of reckless, don't you?

Wyatt Earp: No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you.

Johnny Tyler: Is that a fact?

Wyatt Earp: Mm-hmm. That's a fact.

[Johnny Tyler stands up.]

Johnny Tyler: Well, I'm real scared.

Wyatt Earp: Damn right, you're scared. I can see that in your eyes.

[Wyatt walks up to Johnny as Johnny reaches for his gun.]

Johnny Tyler: All right now.

Wyatt Earp: Go ahead. Go ahead, skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.

Johnny Tyler: Listen, mister, I-I'm gettin' awful tired of your--

[Wyatt slaps Johnny hard in the face.]

Wyatt Earp: I'm gettin' awful tired of your gas. Now jerk that pistol and go to work.

[Johnny doesn't do anything and Wyatt slaps him in the face again.]

Wyatt Earp: I said throw down, boy.

[Wyatt slaps Johnny harder and when Johnny turns to look at Wyatt his mouth is bleeding.]

Wyatt Earp: You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?

[Johnny still doesn't do anything.]

Wyatt Earp: No? I didn't think so.

And my other favorite is where Ike Clanton is getting pissed while loosing at poker to Doc Holliday -

Ike Clanton: What is that Holliday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.

Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

IMHO Tombstone has the most/best movie quotes.

Beentown

 

[Jackalope]

HA... "I'm your Huckleberry" was the first one I thought of when i read the title.

My 2nd favorite quote in that move was

"Why Ed, does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!"

 

[cotty16]

You guys probably know, but many don't... Johnny Tyler was played by Billy Bob Thornton.

I just showed that movie the last few days to my history class. Them young pups had never seen it but loved it.

"You smell that? Smells like something died."

 

[Jackalope]

You guys probably know, but many don't... Johnny Tyler was played by Billy Bob Thornton.

I just showed that movie the last few days to my history class. Them young pups had never seen it but loved it.

"You smell that? Smells like something died."

HA.. No i didn't know that.. Damn, he must have gained 50 pounds for that movie.

 

[Riverdude]

"A tasty wave.....A cool buzz and I'm fine" Fast Times at Ridgemont High ( Sean Peen )

 

[Ohiosam]

Dude? No Christmas Story quotes???

How about this one from Caddy Shack...

Chevy Chase: "You take drugs, Danny?"
Danny: "Every day."
Chevy Chase: "Good. Then what's your problem?"

 

[Riverdude]

Christmas Story............. "Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggg" . "Sum's a bitches".

 

[CJD3]

"Say Hello To My Little Friend"...Scarface

 

[Diablo54]

We aint got no damn band randy! We dont need to fuggin practice! Slingblade.

 

[cotty16]

HA.. No i didn't know that.. Damn, he must have gained 50 pounds for that movie.

Yeah, he was portly. Might have been one of his first roles.

Some from Stand By Me:

Junkyard keeper - "Your father's a looney. He put your ear to a stove and he burnt it off!"

Teddy - "My father stormed the beach at Normandy! I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

Chris - "you four eyed pile of shit"
Teddy - "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"

 

[Riverdude]

Blues Brothers: "Were on a mission for God". "You boys sure drank alot of beer".

 

["J"]

Capt. Rockwell Torrey (In Harm's Way): John Wayne
"All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else."

Some more from John Wayne....

“Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.”

“If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.”

“If everything isn't black and white, I say, "Why the hell not?"”

“Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.”

“A horse is a horse, it ain´t make a difference what color it is.”

 

["J"]

“It reminds me of that fellow back home that fell off a ten story building. As he was falling people on each floor kept hearing him say, "So far, so good."”

The Magnificent Seven

Steve McQueen

 

["J"]

Another Steve McQueen from the Great Escape:

Sedgwick: Danny, do you speak Russian?

Danny: A little, but only one sentence.

Sedgwick: Well, let me have it, mate.

Danny: Ia vas liubliu.

Sedgwick: Ia vas...

Danny: Liubliu.

Sedgwick: Liubliu? Ia vas liubliu. Ia vas liubliu. What's it mean?

Danny: I love you.

Sedgwick: I love you? What bloody good is that?

Danny: I don't know. I wasn't going to use it myself.

 

["J"]

John Belushi quotes:

“Christ, seven years of college, down the drain.”

“'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!”

 

["J"]

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway

 

["J"]

Caddyshack "Bill Murray"

"So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
- CARL SPACKLER (Bill Murray) in Caddyshack (1980)

 

["J"]

"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass."

- MARCELLUS WALLACE (Ving Rhames) in Pulp Fiction (1994)

 

["J"]

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

- FRENCH SOLDIER (John Cleese) in Monty Python and the Holy