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Quantum673

Black Hat Cajun
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My wife is a combination. Invisible brake, ask me why I am going a certain way then argue when I tell her, I very rarely let her drive with me in the car. When I do I swear she has to hit the gas before hitting the brakes. Does it at every sharp curve and stop sign.
 
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"J"

Git Off My Lawn
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If I have a beer the wife drives, won’t drive with beer on the breath.... The wife quit asking years ago why I drive a certain route because it usually involves nature viewing.... On road trips she gets a little nervous because I have no patience for people who hang out in the left lane doing the speed limit.
This is my mantra 😂

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Jackalope

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In the 7 years we've been together I think she has driven twice. Both time s I was pass put drunk. She's not a bad driver at all, it's just if I have to go I might as well drive than sit there like a lump.
 
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Fullbore

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My wife is pretty good at driving and taking the keys after I’ve started tipping them back.
When I was younger and dumber... I drove buzzed too many times, but was lucky to not have any repercussions.
 
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OhioWhiteTails

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What would today’s kids do without battery percentage? Remember when things used to slow down and that’s how you knew. Back when most things had a cord...phone, tools...nowadays I think they even have Bluetooth tampons. Wtf
On the Bluetooth tampons Dave, negative....
 
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