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2020 Spring Turkey Thread

Fletch

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Can always buy the C week permit.😁
Can't I work during the summer for a pool place
... Start on Mon. Someone has to put sun tan lotion on the rich bitches back while hubby is at work... LOL... Next Sat will be ok...
 
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"J"

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Can't I work during the summer for a pool place
... Start on Mon. Someone has to put sun tan lotion on the rich bitches back while hubby is at work... LOL... Next Sat will be ok...
Better be careful, all them dudes is telecommuting from home buddy.... 😂
 

Fletch

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Better be careful, all them dudes is telecommuting from home buddy.... 😂
'J' believe me I'll be super carefull... Didn't go through all the bullshit last year to have this virus get me... I drive alone in the van and very seldom see anyone at any of the homes I visit... If I encounter anyone they will be told to stay a pool lenght away ( 32 ft )... Gave van a good cleaning last week and sprayed everything inside with a Clorox solution... Hope I didn't bleach the seats...
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Sgt Fury

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'J' believe me I'll be super carefull... Didn't go through all the bullshit last year to have this virus get me... I drive alone in the van and very seldom see anyone at any of the homes I visit... If I encounter anyone they will be told to stay a pool lenght away ( 32 ft )... Gave van a good cleaning last week and sprayed everything inside with a Clorox solution... Hope I didn't bleach the seats...
:eek:
How are you going to put oil on the women’s backs?
 

Fletch

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How are you going to put oil on the women’s backs?
Never have been asked to put sun screen on yet... One time I did walk up to a pool and the owners wife and two of her friends were sun bathing topless... Never knew I was standing 10 ft away till I said: I hope you have sun screen on those puppies... Then last year I had one ask if I wanted to come in and have a glass of wine... She's single and owns a very nice home with Jaquar SUV and a Jaquar sports car in the garage... She also owns an apartment in New York City... All this and she's been out an about in a bathing suit and fills it out very nice... I had planned of mentioning to her this year that a nice farm in Stark County, Ohio would make a wise investment... Then came this virus...:mad:
 
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"J"

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Never have been asked to put sun screen on yet... One time I did walk up to a pool and the owners wife and two of her friends were sun bathing topless... Never knew I was standing 10 ft away till I said: I hope you have sun screen on those puppies... Then last year I had one ask if I wanted to come in and have a glass of wine... She's single and owns a very nice home with Jaquar SUV and a Jaquar sports car in the garage... She also owns an apartment in New York City... All this and she's been out an about in a bathing suit and fills it out very nice... I had planned of mentioning to her this year that a nice farm in Stark County, Ohio would make a wise investment... Then came this virus...:mad:
Would that be the same “Stark” county that has a booner behind every oak tree and a turkey meca?
 
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Cogz

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In honor of the first one.