Thanks for bumping to the top. That brought many smiles and laughs. . . Again! Mike's comeback was hilarious.
Hortontoter
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Archertl
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Hahaha. Hell yes! Thanks for bumping it up there Randall. That is some funny shit. We have very few turkeys up here in my area too. But I shit you not, there is a group of 5 about 1/4 mile from my house at the edge of town in a woods we have never seen them at. Im convinced someone turns some loose around here every spring.
lmao lmao lmao lmao I pictured this and just tried to hold in a laugh and made some awkward noise in the office. Once person even said bless you hahaha
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I could not resist temptation. I bought a turkey tag, loaded a gun, and tried to kill a turkey after work today. I was unsuccessful. Hope mwrecks is happy, my success rate is now 50%. I was close but realized too late I left my bug spray and calls in the milf van. I was violated by skeeters in ways I will never speak of. I had to clear some of the blizzard of skeeters off my face and they saw me, I was 10yds away, dang.
Tried another spot but misjudged where they were and those ran off too but I did not get hammered by the skeeters.
Tried a last ditch effort not far from where I killed my first and only and thought of this thread....lol
Tried another spot but misjudged where they were and those ran off too but I did not get hammered by the skeeters.
Tried a last ditch effort not far from where I killed my first and only and thought of this thread....lol
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Iowa_Buckeye
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Found the MWRECKS sign in the garage a couple months ago(I am a hoarder). Got into some bald faced hornets today and had to share with Jesse, Joe, and MWRECKS.
I have turkey hunted now a total of three times. Had one on a string and a tresspasser drove out into the field "to get a better look at the birds. "He did not know someone was hunting"." I gave him the whatfor but scored 2 dozen morels heading back to the rig. Mushrooms boner me up waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than turkeys ever will.
I have turkey hunted now a total of three times. Had one on a string and a tresspasser drove out into the field "to get a better look at the birds. "He did not know someone was hunting"." I gave him the whatfor but scored 2 dozen morels heading back to the rig. Mushrooms boner me up waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than turkeys ever will.
I don't even know how to work the interwbs these days. I need to tell how I got the "whandie" handle someday. dang