"I smell Varmit puntang, and the only good varmit puntang is dead varmit puntang...........I think."
Caddy Shack
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Favorite Movie Quotes
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"I know what Buffalo Bob did to you................What??????????" Joe Dirt
"He got a real pretty mouth, ain't he?"-Deliverance
"Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."-Airplane
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
Caddyshack
"He-e-e-e-re's Johnnie!"- Jack-The Shining
"As you wish."-The Princess Bride
"Say 'hello' to my little friend!" - Scarface
Go Ahead, Make My Day- Clint-Sudden Impact
(This was fun. I just kept thinking of all the movies)
"Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."-Airplane
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
Caddyshack
"He-e-e-e-re's Johnnie!"- Jack-The Shining
"As you wish."-The Princess Bride
"Say 'hello' to my little friend!" - Scarface
Go Ahead, Make My Day- Clint-Sudden Impact
(This was fun. I just kept thinking of all the movies)
Several from two of my favorite movies:
Bounty Hunter: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Captain Terrell: Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes. (in reference to Josey Wales)
Fletcher: I think I'll go down to Mexico to try to findhttp://www.definitions.net/definition/find him.
Josey Wales: And then?
Fletcher: He's got the first move. I owe him that. I think I'll try to tell him the war is over What do you say, Mr. Wilson?
Josey Wales (as Mr. Wilson): I reckon so. I guess we all died a little in that damn war.
Granny Hawkins: They say you're a hard put and desperate man, Josey Wales. They're goin' to heel and hide you to a barn door. You know what I say?
Josey Wales: What's that?
Granny Hawkins: I say that big talk's worth doodly-squat. Now, them poultices be laced with feathermoss and mustard root. Mind you drop water on 'em occasionaly and keep 'em damp.
Josey Wales: What do i owe ya?
Granny Hawkins: You can pay me when you see me again, Josey Wales.
Josey Wales: I reckon so.
Jamie: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
Jeremiah Johnson: Where you headed?
Del Gue: Same place you are, Jeremiah: hell, in the end.
Jeremiah Johnson: [Jeremiah and Bear Claw hunt elk] Wind's right, but he'll just run soon as we step out of these trees.
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Trick to it. Walk out on this side of your horse.
Jeremiah Johnson:: What if he sees our feet?
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Elk don't know how many feet a horse has!
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Can you skin Griz?
Jeremiah Johnson: I can skin' em as fast as you can catch' em.
[Bear Claw runs through the cabin with a huge grizzly bear close behind and jumps out the back window]
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Skin that one, pilgrim, and I'll get you another!
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: You're the same dumb pilgrim that I been hearin' for twenty days, and smellin' for three!
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: I am Bear Claw Chris Lapp; bloodkin to the grizzer that bit Jim Britcher's ass! YOU are molesting my hunt!
Bounty Hunter: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Captain Terrell: Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes. (in reference to Josey Wales)
Fletcher: I think I'll go down to Mexico to try to findhttp://www.definitions.net/definition/find him.
Josey Wales: And then?
Fletcher: He's got the first move. I owe him that. I think I'll try to tell him the war is over What do you say, Mr. Wilson?
Josey Wales (as Mr. Wilson): I reckon so. I guess we all died a little in that damn war.
Granny Hawkins: They say you're a hard put and desperate man, Josey Wales. They're goin' to heel and hide you to a barn door. You know what I say?
Josey Wales: What's that?
Granny Hawkins: I say that big talk's worth doodly-squat. Now, them poultices be laced with feathermoss and mustard root. Mind you drop water on 'em occasionaly and keep 'em damp.
Josey Wales: What do i owe ya?
Granny Hawkins: You can pay me when you see me again, Josey Wales.
Josey Wales: I reckon so.
Jamie: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
Jeremiah Johnson: Where you headed?
Del Gue: Same place you are, Jeremiah: hell, in the end.
Jeremiah Johnson: [Jeremiah and Bear Claw hunt elk] Wind's right, but he'll just run soon as we step out of these trees.
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Trick to it. Walk out on this side of your horse.
Jeremiah Johnson:: What if he sees our feet?
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Elk don't know how many feet a horse has!
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Can you skin Griz?
Jeremiah Johnson: I can skin' em as fast as you can catch' em.
[Bear Claw runs through the cabin with a huge grizzly bear close behind and jumps out the back window]
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Skin that one, pilgrim, and I'll get you another!
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: You're the same dumb pilgrim that I been hearin' for twenty days, and smellin' for three!
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: I am Bear Claw Chris Lapp; bloodkin to the grizzer that bit Jim Britcher's ass! YOU are molesting my hunt!
CJD, YOUR GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No Movie, just what I heard when I was a kid growing up when my parents yelled at Big Bro, lol. 
Ohiosam
*Supporting Member*
The Caddyshack quotes reminded me of this one...
Ty "Do you take drugs, Danny?"
Danny: "Every day"
Ty: "Good. So, what's the problem?"
Ty "Do you take drugs, Danny?"
Danny: "Every day"
Ty: "Good. So, what's the problem?"
Pulp Fiction - tons of 'em. But my favorite -
"I'm a mushroom cloud -layin' mother fucker, mother fucker! I'm the guns of the Navarrone!"
"I'm a mushroom cloud -layin' mother fucker, mother fucker! I'm the guns of the Navarrone!"
"Sir!... Sir!... Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady." old lady to john wayne in The Quiet Man-1952
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore" Network 1976
"Bond. James Bond." - pick one
"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!-Treasure of Sierra Madre, 1948
Badges? We don't need no stinking Badges- mexican band of bad guys in Blazing Saddles
"Houston, we have a problem." Apollo 13- 1995
"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass."- Pulp Fiction
"Excuse me while I whip this out."- Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles (1974)
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." The Princess Bride
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore" Network 1976
"Bond. James Bond." - pick one
"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!-Treasure of Sierra Madre, 1948
Badges? We don't need no stinking Badges- mexican band of bad guys in Blazing Saddles
"Houston, we have a problem." Apollo 13- 1995
"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass."- Pulp Fiction
"Excuse me while I whip this out."- Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles (1974)
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." The Princess Bride