Favorite Movie Quotes

[cotty16]

"Luke, I am your father." - Darth Vader

 

[hoot gibson]

o yes o yes give it to me baby ...... dirty cock suckers volume 3 :smiley_carnaval:

thats sum funny shit rite there . :smiley_crocodile:

 

[Riverdude]

"A cool wave a tasty buzz and I'm fine"............Fast Times At Ridgemont High.

 

[NoDakRat]

"Well, he shoulda armed himself!" - Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven

"Deservin's got nothin' to do with it." - Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven

"Dumbass!" - Red Forman, That 70's Show (I know it's a sitcom, but I couldn't resist)

 

[rgecko23]

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have screwed that guy?'............We could be those guys!!

 

[rgecko23]

I heard she got breast reduction surgey.....
WHAT? Thats like slapping god in the face for giving you a beautful gift!

 

[Jackalope]

Half Baked

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

 

[cotty16]

"Regulators! Mount up!" - Billy The Kid in young Guns

 

[Mike]

"You get those holes a leakin', I'm gonna whamp you with a knotted plow line." Josie

"I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains, I'm gonna bash'um right the fuck! in." - not sure, was on a death metal song.

 

[cotty16]

"D'you see the size of those chickens?" Dirty Steve Stephens - Young Guns

 

[cotty16]

From "Young Frakenstein" 1974

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular



Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?
Igor: [pause, then] No.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Then you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby Someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[grabs Igor and starts throttling him]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Is that what you're telling me?

 

[cotty16]

"Hookers, man! Where the hookers?" Mad Dog - Cannonball Run

"DA-DA-DUM!" Captain Chaos - Cannonball Run

 

[deerjunkie]

An all time classic in my opinion. Twenty twen twen...lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkpGBiSck20

 

[Archertl]

"Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful”
John Wayne

“Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.”
John Wayne

 

[hickslawns]

The Princess Bride quote would make my wife smile! She loves that movie to this day.

How about: "The great thing about high school girls is, every year we get older, but they always stay the same age."
I might have butchered that one, but I know many of you can pick out the movie.

 

[hickslawns]

"There's no crying in baseball!" A League of their Own

Classic Dannman. Nice choice.

 

[cotty16]

"Sit your fat ass down Henry, and don't swing your balls or you may swamp the boat."
George Washington to Henry Knox in "The Crossing".

 

[CJD3]

Steve McCrosky: This fog is getting thicker!
Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger! --Airplane


" That'll do, pig. That'll do."-Farmer Hoggett

Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
Detective John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!--Die Hard

 

[cotty16]

"you stay alive... no matter what occurs... no matter how far... you stay alive no matter what... I will find you!"
Nathanial "Hawkeye" - Last of the Mohicans

 

[cotty16]

"Holy shit, d'you see that fuckin' head come apart, man?" Bunny - Platoon