Growing up sucks

[Tree Monkey]

You ever heard of a two peckered billy goat......Meet the two peckered bill goat

 

[Gern186]

Damn, if I had 2 peckers I would be happy to show them to anyone that wanted to look, LOL!!!

 

[Beentown]

Yeah, but your wife is hot and the nasty nurse that comes in to scrub your sack won't do anything to raise the flag pole!
Neither will that doctor holding the knife......

Don't be so sure! Just sayin...

Beentown

 

[Tree Monkey]

LOL......Chad I don't like to brag though


Been you talking from experience??lol

 

[Beentown]

There is just something about knives...:smiley_coolpeace: And nurses... And...

Two problems for me actually. I would be worried about poppin a chub lol

I would also be worried about the other part...shriveled up from being nervous. I imagine it would be worse than jumping in a cold pool. OR's are notoriously cold anywho. I don't think I would actually worry about it but the thoughts are there. I am juvenile more often than I should be.

Beentown

 

[Gern186]

Don't be so sure! Just sayin...

Beentown

If you get a boner while a guy is in the room, that makes you gay....LOL!

 

[Beentown]

If you get a boner while a guy is in the room, that makes you gay....LOL!

Shit, I knew something was wrong. I guess I am gay. Whats up sailor? (with a lisp)

Beentown

 

[rgecko23]

beener, you werent "that guy" at football who got a chuubby when we got physicals are you? hahahahahahaha

 

[cotty16]

Fact: Girls are hornier on their periods. Suck it up and deal with the red wings, Ernie.



Yea. This thread should be moved.... lol....

This period.. hornier thing is so true! Why?!?!? Sometimes I just have to give in and it looks like a murder scene in my bedroom. :smiley_bond:

 

[cotty16]

I was petrified I'd pop a woody! Kinda like George Costanza going to the male masseuse. "I think it moved."

 

[Beentown]

beener, you werent "that guy" at football who got a chuubby when we got physicals are you? hahahahahahaha

Physicals were at the doctors office. One time I had a female nurse do it when I was a teenager because my Doc was backed up. She was a Cougar and it took everything in my power to tame the one eyed pocket rocket. She turned around to wash up and I was tempted to slam it in a drawer.

Beentown

 

[Beentown]

This period.. hornier thing is so true! Why?!?!? Sometimes I just have to give in and it looks like a murder scene in my bedroom. :smiley_bond:

I don't mind mine (wifes actually) but don't wanna hear about yours...just sayin lol

Beentown

 

[cotty16]

Physicals were at the doctors office. One time I had a female nurse do it when I was a teenager because my Doc was backed up. She was a Cougar and it took everything in my power to tame the one eyed pocket rocket. She turned around to wash up and I was tempted to slam it in a drawer.

Beentown

lmao

 

[Buckmaster]

You boys and your toys......lol

 

[Milo]

Physicals were at the doctors office. One time I had a female nurse do it when I was a teenager because my Doc was backed up. She was a Cougar and it took everything in my power to tame the one eyed pocket rocket. She turned around to wash up and I was tempted to slam it in a drawer.

Beentown

thats the funniest shit i have read in a long time.....lmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmao

 

[Jackalope]

Physicals were at the doctors office. One time I had a female nurse do it when I was a teenager because my Doc was backed up. She was a Cougar and it took everything in my power to tame the one eyed pocket rocket. She turned around to wash up and I was tempted to slam it in a drawer.

Beentown

A Drawer, or HER drawer?

 

["J"]

Fact: Girls are hornier on their periods. Suck it up and deal with the red wings, Ernie. Yea. This thread should be moved.... lol....

Okay, it's okay to wade the red river as long as you don't drink from it.... Just sayin..... Double.... Dang......

 

[uglykat26]

omg my side hurts from reading thislol shit:smiley_clap:

 

[Matt]

Okay, it's okay to wade the red river as long as you don't drink from it.... Just sayin..... Double.... Dang......

With beer, all things are possible...



Let's just say I am really glad I don't remember much of that night....:smiley_confused_sch

 

[Matt]

Wow, what was this thread about?