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Gern186

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I drop the kids off at the pool the first thing in the morning when I wake up and am usually good to go for the day, though occasionally have to send the kids down the curly slide after a large lunch.:smiley_breakdance:
 

huntn2

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I am with Gern on this one.

I would be a lot less productive in a day if I spent the length of time I do in the morning 2 or 3 more times throughout the day...
 

rrr

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2-5 times a day at college. The first week it's like 10.

When I'm at home in the summer I get into a good once a day routine.
 

formerbowhunter1023

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See, I'm more of a "pinch and go" kind of guy. I don't take very long to do business, which is probably a good thing considering I go so many times in a day. If I take 5 minutes, then I was probably reading a deer mag.

I have IBS and used to take meds for it, but don't any more. I have what I call "episodes" from time to time where it can be 8-10 times a day. I even keep my own shit paper here at work for such an occassion. If the kids wanna swim 8 times a day, you can't be cleaning up with one-ply 220-grit paper! Anyone else have to deal with IBS?

I don't even want to talk about college Ernie!!! I've been nicknamed "Shit Break" at 3 jobs in my life and the first was in college when I worked in the dining hall. I even kept deer mags in the main shitter. :D
 

Gern186

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See, I'm more of a "pinch and go" kind of guy. I don't take very long to do business, which is probably a good thing considering I go so many times in a day. If I take 5 minutes, then I was probably reading a deer mag.

I have IBS and used to take meds for it, but don't any more. I have what I call "episodes" from time to time where it can be 8-10 times a day. I even keep my own shit paper here at work for such an occassion. If the kids wanna swim 8 times a day, you can't be cleaning up with one-ply 220-grit paper! Anyone else have to deal with IBS?

I don't even want to talk about college Ernie!!! I've been nicknamed "Shit Break" at 3 jobs in my life and the first was in college when I worked in the dining hall. I even kept deer mags in the main shitter. :D
IBS, Irritable Bitch Syndrome right? Yes I have to deal with that on occasion.
 

rrr

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I don't even want to talk about college Ernie!!! I've been nicknamed "Shit Break" at 3 jobs in my life and the first was in college when I worked in the dining hall. I even kept deer mags in the main shitter.
Like this? (Note: Sports Illustrated, Outdoor Life, and post-poop matches)


Yea it's rough. I don't know what it's like but I have to watch what I eat more than what I did in high school. The other thing is that before a big meeting or speaking thing, I get the shits bad. Not good.
 

Jackalope

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Aren't smart phones great. Who would have ever dreamed years ago that one day we could talk on the internet about taking a dump, while actually taking a dump.
 

rgecko23

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I never liked the swamp ass feeling I got from those. Do you go with a follow up wipe with regular TP to prevent that?
baby powder dude, baby whipes and some powder....fresh as a daisy...

My one buddy has IBS, hell on his first date he had to hang it over a guard rail..hahahahaha

We were on vacation one time and I got a picture of him looking like hes laying on his side in the water and hes really squirtin out..

Its pretty funny when hes like DUDE STOP NOW!! hahahahaha