Joes before Dos Equis

[hickslawns]

Jesse-I don't always get pictures of moe in daylight, But when i do. he's under my treestand

Diablo - "I don't always drink beer, but when I do...it's illegal."

Nice zingas!

 

[Buckmaster]

I could have been a judge in another career path; but I worked at the Post Office as a Stamp Licker; Now all the black girls love me.

Bodda Bing!

 

[cotty16]

Diablo... I don't like girls yet, but I know my mom is hot.

 

[Buckmaster]

Mountaineer- I don't always find deer sign where I hunt, but when I do it's BBD.

 

[hickslawns]

I vote we change the title of this thread to "The Official TOO Roast Thread"

 

[RRJJ]

Swantucky - I don't always drink water, but when I do I make sure it's Honey Brown with a squeeze of lime.

 

[cotty16]

Jack... I don't know many celebs, but Billy Currington and I go way back.

 

[Beentown]

Milo -

I don't always hit people in the balls with a hammer, but when I do I use a ball peen hammer.

I don't always hunt for endangered species, but when I do I prefer TATONKA!

 

[Jackalope]

I don't always shoot broadheads. But when I do, their motha fuggin slick tricks.

 

[RRJJ]

Gumbygold - I don't always look at trail cam pics, but when I do there are bikini clad men prancing around.

 

[Archertl]

Jack-i dont always take pictures of women but when i do then freak the fug out.

 

[badger]

Huck- I don't always whore around, but when I do it's with the men from TOO!

 

[bowhunter1023]

Diablo: I don't always pick up men, but when I do they live on Moundhill Road...

 

[moundhill]

Diablo... I don't like girls yet, but I know my mom is hot.

Yes!
Cotty- I dont always talk shit, but when i do it's to teenagers :smiley_clap:

 

[Diablo54]

Moundhill-i don't always fall down in ditches but when i do i do it twice

 

[moundhill]

Diablo- I dont always eat...wait...yeah i do...

 

[cotty16]

Diablo- I dont always eat...wait...yeah i do...

:banana:

 

[Diablo54]

Moundhill-i dont always mess around with girls but when i do my gfriend finds out...

 

[bowhunter1023]

Cotty: I don't always pivot, but when I do, I'm the man in the middle...

 

[cotty16]

Jesse... I don't always catch, I receive too.