Joes before Dos Equis

[Beentown]

I don't always "do" Moms but when I do it is on Moundhill Road.

 

[Buckmaster]

Jesse- I don't always provide Tracie rear entry, but when I do I call her Moe.

 

[bowhunter1023]

Jesse- I don't always provide Tracie rear entry, but when I do I call her Moe.

You're stretching old man! Besides, it's all cool to the first knuckle...


lmao

 

[Beentown]

You're stretching old man! Besides, it's all cool to the first knuckle...


lmao

I just threw up in my mouth a little...after laughing!

 

[rgecko23]

Wayne - "I don't always fling an arrow, but when I do, it hits a tree."

I was waiting for that

 

[Redhunter1012]

Jesse - "I don't always target a specific deer, but when I do, he gets smoked by a car and ends up on someone else's wall"

Too soon?

 

[Buckmaster]

UglyKat- I don't always sign autographs; but I will now that I'm famous.

 

[rgecko23]

jesse - "i don't always target a specific deer, but when i do, he gets smoked by a car and ends up on someone else's wall"

too soon?

ouch!!

 

[moundhill]

Queentown- I don't always fantasize about milfs, but when i do i wish i was a ghost.

 

[Huckleberry Finn]

Way too soon.

 

[Riverdude]

Fuggg, I just found this thread!! There is some great one liners here guys. Now I have to start thinking of some. :smiley_crocodile:

 

[cotty16]

Riverdude... I dont score very often, but it's still more than the Browns.

 

[Buckmaster]

Riverdude... I dont score very often, but it's nice to get some strange by switching hands.

Revised.

 

[Riverdude]

Huck - "I don't always Troll But When I Do It's On OS"

 

[Riverdude]

Joe - I don't always make fun of Websites with low traffic and new postings but when I do its about OS.

 

[hickslawns]

Buckmaster- I don't always make fun of people to compensate for my inadequacies, but when I do it is on TOO!

 

[Riverdude]

Cotty - "I always don't expect the Steelers to lose but when they do it's against the far better team, the Cleveland Browns."

 

[bowhunter1023]

Jesse - "I don't always target a specific deer, but when I do, he gets smoked by a car and ends up on someone else's wall"

Too soon?

From my own damn teammate to boot! Sum beech!!!

 

[Riverdude]

Cotty - "I always don't expect the Pittsburgh Pirates to lose...................aaaaaaaa hell yes I do".

 

[Redhunter1012]

Swantucky - "I don't always fish the Gay side of the Maumee River, but when I do, it's with all my "Ninja" friends"