As time draws near, a freindly reminder. DON'T BE LIKE THESE GUYS,
Billie Joe and Jim Bob had been buddies since they met in the first grade. Over the years they hunteded the hills and hollers in search of many critters. And through the years they always got together and watched movies on JB's TV. BJ never owned a TV. The years passed and both were growing old and pondered how many more years they would be on earth.
Low and behold one day in 2005 a truck rolls up the 'ol two track to JB's place and is running wires from pole to pole. JB inquires about the wires and the fella states were running the lines for cable TV. He tells JB that soon he will have hundreds of channels to choose from. JB is ecstatic and phones BJ with the news. A week later they are watching hunting and fishing shows on cable TV at JB's. BJ says lets watch a movie instead. As faith would have it, they watch The Bucket List. This gets the 'ol wheels turnin.
JB says to BJ, whats on top of your bucket list. And don't tell me Suzie Q at the feed mill! BJ ponders and states, I'd like to go bear hunting somewhere, just you and I. JB thinks this is a great idea. The quickly switch back to the Outdoor Channel and see an ad for a guided hunt with Injun Joe in northern Canada. The decision is made.
A few months later they are loading both Winchester 94's and all the gear in BJ's International Scout. They drove all that day and most of the next night taking turns driving and navigating with the trusty Rand McNally atlas. After hours and hours they have lost their way. They stop at a filling station for directions. The fella tells them they are quite close to Injun Joes, just follow Injun Joes signs, each will have the info you need. They come to the first sign. It has a bust of Injun Joe and says go dead ahead. They do it and a few miles down the road come up another sign. This one has Injun Joe standing atop a huge black bear smilling ear to ear with his right arm extended and pointing right. JB wheels the old Scout to the right on a very narrow dirt road. About half mile later the third sign appears at a fork in the road. JB sees the sign and locks up the wheels on the Scout. BJ looks at JB as both jaws drop. The sign says ATTENTION..BEAR LEFT. BJ shrugs his shoulders, shoves the floor shifter into reverse and heads back home. JB just looks at him and smiles. Hey it was an adventure, but next time I say we look up Suzie Q.