Alright, it is time to let out my secret. No I am NOT TRANS~nor do I drink their sponsors' beers. I have found the perfect beer though and I want to share it with you nice folks. Actually it is 2 beers in one. That is, you mix 2 beers together and make the perfect taste. Get you some Erie Brewing Co. Railbender Ale, which i don't care for the taste as it reminds me of the whisky mom used to use to disinfect the thermometer before using under my tongue as a kid.
(Note: kids who had their temperature taken anally now drink Bud Light...if you know what I mean)
Next you take a Yingling Lager and you mix the 2 50/50, it's even better if they both come off the tap! Then sit back and enjoy! I guarantee you will love this new beverage. I call it the Rail Ling and it is no joke!