Last night about 10 pm the wife and I are in bed and hear "boom" out front. Riaght away I say "somebody hit our fucking car". Sure as shit Tara opens the curtain in time for us to see a GMC Envoy pulling a trailer rolling past the Kia that it just smashed and drive straight into the drivers door and front end of my Jeep Liberty. I threw on shorts and ran downstairs and outside to make sure they didn't try and boogie out of there. No Need for that. Their front tire was done for and antifreeze pouring everywhere. I walk around to the drivers door to check on the driver, and this piece of shit is throwing cans of beer in my yard! I said "Dumbass, you might as well finish the things now". This dude was so hammered he couldnt walk. He tried getting out to check his trailer and just stumbled backwards into the road and when his head hit, it sounded like a pumpkin splatting. So he starts bleeding and tries to get in his car and start it. By then somehow the keys were no longer in the ignition and in someone elses possession. So eventually the deputy's get there and this dude claims everyone from me, my neighbor, his buddy's, and the first deputy to arrive has beaten him up. The guy had been down the street about 150 yards helping some other shitheads trim trees and drink a couple 30 packs of Busch Light. They apologized repeatedly saying we tried tp stop him. I told them they must of tried real hard since the fuckstick couldnt even walk. Apparently this is gonna be his 6th or 7th OMVI. The funny thing is the Deputy said his license was valid and he did have insurance. The wife's Kia will need a whole new left rear end and probably a trunk lid. I just wish he would have squared it up better and totaled it out. We were thinking of getting a Minivan for her anyway. But I know they will total the Jeep out. It's a 2007 with 170,000 miles on it and I already fixed up the front end after Tara hit the Buck 2 years ago. Im guessing they will total it out, and I hope I can buy it back cheap enough and fix it myself. Only positive out of this is I thank God he hit my vehicles instead of making down the road and hitting another vehicle on the road and killing someone.