OH SNAP!!!!! What a funny story Dave!!! Did you wipe your mouth good with TP or did you just use a wash cloth?lol
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Buckmaster
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Come on Dave...a guy like you?...I figured would have provided his wife a rim job or two. :smiley_crocodile:
See the black panel? You gotta take that off to change the oil. Break-in period was over on the new mower and I wasn't real sure how to take it off.
Well, see the dog shit on the tire? When that panel "popped" off...it flicked a chunk of mother fucking dog shit IN my mother fucking mouth!
I went into full body convulsions in the yard for a while before crawling into the house to wash my face and teeth. As I laid in the yard surrounded in my own puke, not being able to breath, holding my balls from the pin of dry heaving, I seriously thought "isn't this a grand way to die". Front page of the tabloid for this guy.
Here ya go Joe.... lol
Dang it! Thought there were more pictures....LMAO
Hey!!! Maybe this fall at Strouds, Gordo can bring his dog and about 2 am Dave and the bitch can have a race to see who can eat dog shit the fastest!!!rotflmao
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OO2
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That's shitty! I've had the trimmer almost get me a few times with the dog poop from others yards, not fun at all
Week one of High School Graduation Ceremonies done. It has been bitter sweet. Last week was senior awards we gave out 3 scholarships in Connor's memory. It was tough for the wife and I choosing 3. This was Connor's class and so we would have given everyone something if we could have. This week we have actual graduation. Going to be tough. The superintendent and principal have informed us they want to present us with an honorary diploma for Connor. As much as we appreciate everything they do for us we kind of wanted to decline. We decided with all things considered we would go ahead and do it. Honestly though not sure if we made the right decision. Our biggest concern is how we will handle it as well as not wanting such a joyous time for all these kids to be impacted by a sad moment. I guess we will see how it goes.
Sorry for the rant.
Sorry for the rant.