The TOO dump thread
- Thread starter hickslawns
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I managed to fling a chunk of dog shit in my mouth earlier today...seriously, thought I was gonna die. Ended up only losing my lunch and two beers, not my life.
Yep, no way around it most of the time.... Fake in-laws are the worst....
You know the ones who talk shit all day long until you run into them??? Yep, they suck....
That's it Chad!
Me: Hey Giles, you got shit in between your teeth!!!
Giles: Food?
Me: Nope
Giles: snuff grain or leaf?
Me: Nope, looks like shit to me!rotflmao
It's amazing what he's learned from watching his dog! rotflmao
JK Dave!!! Just razzing ya! But how in the hell did you flip/flick it in your mouth?!?! Did the dogshit hit the fan? rotflmao
Lord I apologize.........
See the black panel? You gotta take that off to change the oil. Break-in period was over on the new mower and I wasn't real sure how to take it off.
Well, see the dog shit on the tire? When that panel "popped" off...it flicked a chunk of mother fucking dog shit IN my mother fucking mouth!
I went into full body convulsions in the yard for a while before crawling into the house to wash my face and teeth. As I laid in the yard surrounded in my own puke, not being able to breath, holding my balls from the pin of dry heaving, I seriously thought "isn't this a grand way to die". Front page of the tabloid for this guy.