Jack you certainly have a way with words!
I think we need to hook you and Steve up with remote spy style radios for his next date. That way you could walk him right through everything, what could go wrong.
Stick it in her butt. Wait.. Did I say that out loud. Dang.
stick what in her butt .................. o crap im lost again
Alright fellas I appreciate the encouragement but let's keep it cleaner - this is a very nice young lady that I'm getting to know, not a whore that I'm just trying to fuck.
I love you guys
Okay guys, here is one of my favorite quotes of all time. In an interview, Sammy Hagar stated "The ironic thing about American men is they all want to marry a virgin, and turn her into a slut." I think maybe this is closer to what you are thinking Steve?
Seriously Ernie, thanks for the pic of your friend Meg. She's nice looking and if she's interested in you, take it slow and easy(ala, Whitesnake). Goodluck with her in the future. This thread has been very entertaining!
Yea, I had no clue on the whitesnake reference. I hope you are not knocking my dick, not everyone can be Greg Oden.