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Jessica and I have two dogs. A 9 year old basset hound and a 14 year old cockapoo.
The basset is a great retriever. If she gets mad at you as soon as you turn your back she'll retrieve the loaf of bread off the counter and eat the whole thing.
Other than that she lays around and farts, snores like a grown man, and has earned the nickname Shamu McStinky
This is Lacy the Cockapoo. Jessica's dog she inherited from her grandmother. She's the most untrainable, hardheaded, doesn't listen, opinionated bitch I've ever met. Friendly dog. Just a bitch.
The two of them are frienemies. Enemies when you're looking but friends when you're not. If one barks te other immediately comes to the others rescue.
The basset is a great retriever. If she gets mad at you as soon as you turn your back she'll retrieve the loaf of bread off the counter and eat the whole thing.
Other than that she lays around and farts, snores like a grown man, and has earned the nickname Shamu McStinky
This is Lacy the Cockapoo. Jessica's dog she inherited from her grandmother. She's the most untrainable, hardheaded, doesn't listen, opinionated bitch I've ever met. Friendly dog. Just a bitch.
The two of them are frienemies. Enemies when you're looking but friends when you're not. If one barks te other immediately comes to the others rescue.