How well do you know TOO?
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Buckmaster
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HAHA! Pretty much. That's my buddy JK. He loves to talk about that night. He lives in Dallas. Greg and I are his crazy Redneck buddies!!!! lmao
That was the last night I really tangled with Jäger. I set out to get destroyed and boy did I ever! There's a difference in "I'm gonna get drunk" me and "I'm here to party me." Other than the photo op for my Redwing Card, those are all pics from nights I went to party!!!
Part of me misses those days, but the bigger part of me that will be 30 a week from today and who has a little girl coming in December, is just happy I survive those years of my life!!!
customizer1000
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Here, here. Plus, I don't recover as easily anymore. If I go to party I am down the whole next day. I say it is because I smoke when I drink but I think I am just getting old.
No, he just pulled that finger out! :smiley_coolpeace:ickle:
Actually, I think he's saying "come'ere big boy!"
I hear ya Been. When I was 18-26 or 27, I could drink whatever I wanted in any order, in just about any volume, then do it again the next day. Now, a 12 pack could ruined two days! LOL!!!
We need a drinking stories tread for those not afraid to share!!!
We need a drinking stories tread for those not afraid to share!!!
I just now found this thread, thanks to Josh for staring it!!!! Rotflmao Rotflmao
You guys are all funny as hell. I'll be adding some quotes later.
You guys are all funny as hell. I'll be adding some quotes later.
"All right, which one of you guys house did I leave my pink rainbow underwear?
"Girlfriend #2 came over and just missed girlfriend #1 as she was leaving out the back, hope girlfriend #3 doesn't get pissed when I tell her I think we need to chill our relationship."
"I rearranged our bedroom furniture the fun way!"
"I send sick pictures to everyones phones, usually fat chicks or gay stuff! Occasionally I tease them with hordes of nice T&A shots!"
"Hired a cougar the other day, I hope her coworkers don't hit on her! She's a purty good worker!"
"I hope having this baby slows me down some!"
"I fuggin LOVE bacon! I mean I LOVE it!"
"I need to kill a nice buck! My wife is showing me up!
"If y'all get down this way, hit me up and I'll take you out on the flats and we'll slay some Reds!"
"My wife wouldnt like me smoking up because of the smell"!
"I'm the Pizza Man"!
"Shane keeps killing my target deer!"
"I'm a Pirate fan"!
"Girlfriend #2 came over and just missed girlfriend #1 as she was leaving out the back, hope girlfriend #3 doesn't get pissed when I tell her I think we need to chill our relationship."
"I rearranged our bedroom furniture the fun way!"
"I send sick pictures to everyones phones, usually fat chicks or gay stuff! Occasionally I tease them with hordes of nice T&A shots!"
"Hired a cougar the other day, I hope her coworkers don't hit on her! She's a purty good worker!"
"I hope having this baby slows me down some!"
"I fuggin LOVE bacon! I mean I LOVE it!"
"I need to kill a nice buck! My wife is showing me up!
"If y'all get down this way, hit me up and I'll take you out on the flats and we'll slay some Reds!"
"My wife wouldnt like me smoking up because of the smell"!
"I'm the Pizza Man"!
"Shane keeps killing my target deer!"
"I'm a Pirate fan"!
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Here's more:
"I type nearly every post in green!"
"I like posting "your Ecards" funny shit in the Nothing about Nothing thread."
"Big grainery bins and silos give me a woody!"
"I love GNR's so much, I'd actually contemplate having a threeway with Axel and Slash! I'd be the pivot man of course!"
"Ever catch your junk on a cam when backing down your bow? I have!"
"Y'alls a Buncha queers!"
"I'm a Michigan fan and if I had a towel wrapped around my head and had not shaved for a day the airport security would strip search me and find my lucky buckeye in my ass!" ( I really enjoyed typing this one) Rotflmao
"I'm sick and tired of sending these damn Bushnell TC back! That makes 8 this past month! Not including the spypoint I'm starting to have problems with!"
In the words of Arnold: I'll be back!
Dang this is fun!
"I type nearly every post in green!"
"I like posting "your Ecards" funny shit in the Nothing about Nothing thread."
"Big grainery bins and silos give me a woody!"
"I love GNR's so much, I'd actually contemplate having a threeway with Axel and Slash! I'd be the pivot man of course!"
"Ever catch your junk on a cam when backing down your bow? I have!"
"Y'alls a Buncha queers!"
"I'm a Michigan fan and if I had a towel wrapped around my head and had not shaved for a day the airport security would strip search me and find my lucky buckeye in my ass!" ( I really enjoyed typing this one) Rotflmao
"I'm sick and tired of sending these damn Bushnell TC back! That makes 8 this past month! Not including the spypoint I'm starting to have problems with!"
In the words of Arnold: I'll be back!
Dang this is fun!
Ric, that was some funky shit. Then again I am mostly drunk right now. You wanna buy a Bushnell? Lol
"I love to barbecue and make others mouth water."
"Dueces ghost still haunts me!"
"I'm building my dreamhome, sure gonna miss my neighbor girl!"
"I watched a buddy barf from his treestand once!"
"I know how to hide gnomes in deer pics!" Still can't figure out who did that! Ugh
"If he just misses boone I'll let him walk."
"I'll prolly get laid again tonight!"
"Danged toads are at it again!"
"I drive a beer truck and can't drink legally."
"I haven't had a BJ for so long I forget what it feels like."
I used to have an avatar on OS of a black and white dog." bulldog I think.
I'z got to go. Plum run out of ideas! Haha
"Dueces ghost still haunts me!"
"I'm building my dreamhome, sure gonna miss my neighbor girl!"
"I watched a buddy barf from his treestand once!"
"I know how to hide gnomes in deer pics!" Still can't figure out who did that! Ugh
"If he just misses boone I'll let him walk."
"I'll prolly get laid again tonight!"
"Danged toads are at it again!"
"I drive a beer truck and can't drink legally."
"I haven't had a BJ for so long I forget what it feels like."
I used to have an avatar on OS of a black and white dog." bulldog I think.
I'z got to go. Plum run out of ideas! Haha
Lol, I hope no one takes any of this stuff personal cuz I'z like joking around with my buds. Y'alls like family TOO me. My bro and hunting buddies back home do this same stuff and you guys remind me of them.
There's been alot of great ones so far but Gregs pic of that monster non-Typ. With the caption, this is #3 on my hit list and Jesses Redwinged pic both had me laughing my ass off at work! Thanks everyone for the entertainment tonight!
